seeking greenlights:
yes
page type:
SCP Article/Joke SCP (will determine based on feedback.)
Genre:
Comedy
Page Layout:
containment location, description, discovery, testing, addendums, requests for use denied and approved.
Elevator Pitch
An anomalous carton of cigarettes that when used removes all physical and mental addiction to smoking, and causes a strong aversion to smoke of any kind.
Central Narrative
Anomalous cigarettes found through luck at a comedy club (location to be determined). When its properties are discovered the foundation tests for use with D-class before allowing it to be used in the various MTFs upon request. Heavy implications that the foundation finds a way to mass produce the anomaly and clear the addiction upon request from staff. Several addendum stating no members of certain MTFs/staff at specific locations are allowed use due to unforeseen side effects related to seemingly random SCPs.
Hook/Attention Grabber:
The SCP is a way to potentially purge an addiction from foundation staff/D-class, the various MTFs/sites not allowed use would raise questions as to side effects and implications of smoking around certain types of SCPs.
Additional Notes:
Any criticism/feedback is appreciated. I honestly can't decide to write this as a serious SCP or a joke. (obligatory this is my first SCP idea, if it's been done before let me know.)
