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Page Type: SCP Article
Genre (Optional): Horror
Elevator Pitch: A crashlanded alien in SCP custody that comes from a world where humans are everyone's favorite animal
Central Narrative: In 1972, Foundation scientists engaged in monitoring cult activity were alerted to reports of a humanoid 9 meters tall living peaceably in a small religious commune in northern Vermont. The alien, captured without resistance, was eventually placed in minimum security due to it's passive and amenable nature. Other than it's extreme height, the alien posesses no real physical advantages over human beings. Research and interviews prove it to be extremely intelligent, friendly and compassionate towards Foundation staff and crew, willing to talk seemingly completely openly about its origins, capabilities and technology, and engage in solving questions posed to it of any complexity, from scientific to emotional. The alien exhibits an almost compulsory physical affection towards humans, particularly towards those with hair.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: Eventually, analysis of waste product and upholstery of the crashlanded vessel found many years later reveal that not only on his homeworld are humans common household animals but they are also valued livestock and an important industrial resource
Additional Notes: This would be one of those SCPs where the Foundation is keeping certain information restricted from lower clearance members of the Foundation. They find the human leather seats and confront the alien, he is mildly embarrassed and proposes that his society's practices be kept a secret within the Foundation. The premise is simply that this alien race is just higher on the food chain, and views human intelligence and sapiency as not sufficiently advanced enough to take seriously, nor imbue with rights.
