Hoo boy, was that a race to the finish.
I really had trouble developing the core idea here from the conprocs, and so I didn't manage to really write this entry until very, very late. Nonetheless, I had a lot of fun writing this one, and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out overall. Many thanks to barredowl for the critting speedrun of a lifetime (saving this from being a complete coldpost), as well as ARD for letting me pinch-hit so late into the contest.
Additionally, many thanks to ARD for his suggestion of "A trick is something a whore does for money," as well as Anorrack for coming up with the Dimension of Infinite Bunnies.
Hope you enjoy!