In need of Victims
Bright has one assistant, but a crazy mind like me always needs a couple more. I'm nicer then the other Senior Staff (barring Glass) but stricter.
In need of Victims
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Still smarts from that spanking, but I'd like to be you're assistant, in the hopes that this sort of thing doesn't happen again because I'll be motivated through fear to think before posting.
Please send any scps or ideas to me before posting them publically. If you have any questions, feel free to private message me. I'll be sure to let you know when or if you get promoted.
If you're still in need of an additional assistant, or just want a spare around for when one suddenly dies becomes incapacitated is no longer able to work for you, I would like to volunteer.
*wanders off to find something fun to play with*
Would fucking LOVE to work for the monkey, just so I can say that i work for a monkey. Plus, I like your sense of humour.
Can I be an assistant of you?
*Stands up quickly, skewing my glasses* Me sir, Mr. Monkey sir!!!!
I would love to be your assistant!
-Dr. Magnus
Will do, thanks Bright :)
I'll be a dead man test subject!
Welcome aboard. Please feel free to run whatever you need to past me, or to ask me any questions you might have.
If you would like to take on another bumbling new addition I'd love to work for a technically immortal man who inhabits the body of a monkey
I wish to be an assistant to the only monkey doctor in the foundation!
*deargodpleaseletmelive deargodpleaseletmelive deargodpleaseletmelive deargodpleaseletmelive*
Heh. That's funny. This is the SCP Foundation, son. With an attitude like that, you may not wish you'd lived if you do.
That said, I've been trying to find someone looking for an assistant, so if the good doctor doesn't have too many victims under-simians assistants already…
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