But really, if you need help with writing, or want some help keeping a detached tone, or anything like that, I'd be happy to help. I'm gaining an infamous role as the resident forum purist though, so keep that in mind; I'll be very frank with my opinions and will expect you to improve your writing.
Dr. Glass In Search of Assistant
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We can bake cookies and give hugs to everyone <3
Dr. Glass In Search of Assistant
As a total newbie I would be happy to offer my services as an assistant, and by that I mean use your services as a mentor.
GOD DAMMIT WHY DO I STILL NOT HAVE A FUCKING ASSISTANT
I could be your assistant too. I just want feedback. (No offense meant, Dr. Glass.)
*Lays himself prone at Dr. Glass's feet*
I am at your mercy, or lack thereof.
Neat. Write an article, I'll be more than glad to mercilessly scrutinize it and then either regale you with praise or slather you with abuse.
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