Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Summary:

I promise I won't kill you. A least for the first day.

Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Dr Kondraki 27 Feb 2009 20:32

Anyone needing an experienced and active member to guide them through their time as a newb, I'm taking an assistant.

Note, I will enforce upon you the same standards I hold myself to. If you can't take honest critique, you need not apply.

Setting the odds

Kain Pathos Crow 28 Feb 2009 01:15

I wager that whoever takes this will commit ritualistic Seppukku or Hari Kari in 72 hours.

Any takers?

Last edited on 28 Feb 2009 01:19 by Kain Pathos Crow + Show more

Re: Setting the odds

DrBright 28 Feb 2009 02:30

I'll take it.

I'm betting on getting themselves killed myself.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

I Am A Potato 28 Feb 2009 00:29

Clearly this is a definition of the word "standards" I was previously unaware of.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Dr Voss 28 Feb 2009 04:28

Who dares, wins. No pain, no gain. Etc, etc. I take the risk and submit myself.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Dr Kondraki 28 Feb 2009 19:50

Voss, you've proven to be a potentially awesome person.

Welcome aboard.

ABOARD THE DOOM TRAIN.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Dr Voss 28 Feb 2009 23:04

It's too late to chicken out now, isn't it?

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Kain Pathos Crow 28 Feb 2009 23:33

You better believe it buddy.

On another note, the funeral for the late Dr. Voss will be held….

Soon.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Dr Voss 01 Mar 2009 00:24

He will be sorely missed. I'm glad I'm not in his shoes.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Karrin Blue 11 Apr 2011 23:46

…I'm new. I can take criticism. Sounds fun.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Adam Smascher 12 Apr 2011 00:14

Check post dates before replying.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

Karrin Blue 12 Apr 2011 00:33

…oh. Now I feel like an idiot. Sorry.

Re: Dr. Kondraki needs an assistant.

DStecks 12 Apr 2011 02:32

Kondraki's not even here anymore