Arrived from #thecritters.
To be honest, this has some notable issues for me. The anomalous effect from the noodles feels a little too similar to a compulsion effect, which I personally don't find very interesting because it takes agency away from the character being compelled and generally reduces their character potential. For instance, what would an interview add here? The D-Class eating the noodles will quickly develop views which are quite simple to understand and could probably be made apparent from testing logs alone. An interview log with someone undergoing a compulsion effect is really just interviewing a one-note character, which doesn't really provide the reader with anything new or interesting.
Although you did say that this isn't a dig on vegans, it's hard to deny that this anomaly is clearly based on negative vegan stereotypes, so I don't feel as if having a 'crazy vegan' stereotype anywhere in your article, at least no where near to the extent that you have, could ever be successful.
However, your idea has some good points. In the the title and summary text, you mention a divine aspect of this anomaly, which you never bring up in the post itself. This may be an angle you want to play up heavily. Maybe eating the noodles puts a bit of this goddess' essence inside of you, and this encourages the consumer to begin making much more environmentally conscious decisions, although still no brutally killing anyone because I don't think that has a place in this type of article.
Essentially, as long as you stay far away from a crazy vegan stereotype compulsion, you may have something worth pursuing here.