+2 sword of retardation. Or… would that make it a -2? Whatever, still good.
Maybe this is me tempting fate… what would happen if we gave it to 076?
Oh…. My…. God….
That needs to happen.
Also, what would happen if you dual-weilded this and SCP 150?
You can't. 572 is obviously the better weapon, so you have no need of 150. I mean, seriously, if you already have the perfect sword, why get another one?
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Methinks he'll be furious and trip…
otherwise 572's power only work on humans.
Plus 076 doesn't need any other blades, he makes his own.
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Consider this, bright- 572 wielder knows capabilities of 150, decides "I'm already powerful, but if I dual wield the two most powerful blades available, I'll be like a GOD!"
They then gain the superhuman capabilities of 150, but also have the lack of fighting skill due to 572, so you would have, in essence, a super human swordsman that is super-humanly useless in a fight, as well as overconfident.
Just a theory.
572 doesn't make you bad at fighting, it just makes you think you're good at fighting.
But see, 572 already makes you a god! There's no need for any other weapon when you have the perfect one right here.
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You'd obviously drop the inferior weapon.
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I really dislike the concept of this SCP. Just the idea of an article written specifically to be the extreme opposite of an overdone thing is just as bad to me. Especially when it comes off as transparent as this one does, to me.
You'd obviously drop the inferior weapon.
This is made even funnier by the comments page.
As written in the article, I pretty much agree, but I recall reading elsewhere that it's able to encourage people to pick it up, albeit inconsistently.
Ooh, I approve this message. Normally I might complain about how it's clearly a swing at an overdone concept, which is just as bad as doing that concept, but it seems like it only works because of that.
+1
It's a good mix of funny and freaky. I keep thinking about some guy swinging the thing almost blindly shouting "look i'm awesome!" until someone gets hurt, then it gets hilarious.
