Deletions 24: Open the pod bay doors

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Deletions 24: Open the pod bay doors

Zyn 07 Oct 2014 00:45

SCP-2095, a suit of armor named Gotthilf Kranz capable of human mobility, old modern German speech, and the ability to read and write in Latin, signed a contract for a show reading old modern fairytales to children at -25 and four staff votes.

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Crayne 07 Oct 2014 22:04

SCP-2061, a large rodent, sold to Marshall, Carter & Disney at -37 and 5 staff votes.

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Crayne 08 Oct 2014 07:23

SCP-2531, an anomalous Polaroid camera, was used for too many duckface selfies by Foundation staff and opted to break instead of being abused at -23 and 4 staff votes

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Communism will win 08 Oct 2014 23:09

SCP-2901 was improperly deleted by the author. I finished the job.

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Crayne 09 Oct 2014 06:34

SCP-2080, a work in progress, deleted after a failed self-delete by the author, at -4.

SCP-2108, a shape-shifting entity, shifted into a toaster and was doomed to forever more provide toasted bread products for staff, at -38 and 5 staff votes.

SCP-2067, a creepy wind-up doll, found to be just a little too wound-up and given horse tranquilizers and tequila at -20 and 4 staff votes.

SCP-2334, an anomalous raven, was quoted to say (duh) 'Nevermore' and vanished, at -16 and 4 staff votes.

SCP-2065, something resembling an albino child, promised a career in Dan Brown adaptations and shipped of to said hack at -14 and 4 staff votes.

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Agent MacLeod 09 Oct 2014 06:43

SCP-2108, a shape-shifting entity, shifted into a toaster and was doomed to forever more provide toasted bread products for staff, at -38 and 5 staff votes.

Funny you should mention turning things into toasters.

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Accelerando 09 Oct 2014 09:43

SCP-2090 self-deleted at +13 due to dissatisfaction with its reception.

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Crayne 10 Oct 2014 07:19

SCP-2993, a drawing of a cross-eyed girl found inside another girl, was buried with Bob Ross at -54 and 5 staff votes.

SCP-2035, a reality-bending Fifthist church, was demolished to make room for a new IHOP with an extradimensional ballpit at -12 and 5 staff votes.

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Communism will win 11 Oct 2014 01:34

SCP-2142, self-deleted.

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Crayne 11 Oct 2014 07:27

SCP-2991, a piece of paper, absent-mindedly folded into a crane at -56 and 4 staff votes.

SCP-2059, a German museum, was discovered to be full of badly-made forgeries at -21 and 4 staff votes.

SCP-2096, an anomalous magazine, was bought by Rupert Murdoch and rebranded as a magazine for geriatric trapeze artists at -13 and 5 staff votes.

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Eskobar 11 Oct 2014 19:47

SCP-2035-AN, orphaned supplement, deleted at -9 as per the Deletions Guide, which requires the deletion of orphaned supplements unless the deletion vote of the parent document specifies otherwise. ProcyonLotor witnessed deletion in chat.

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