Lt. Flops' Author Page

Lt. Flops' Author Page


OPENING ENTITY OF INTEREST FILE #9731

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OPENING FILE

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The following file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. In the event that you're lazy, you are directed to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake. What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

—Uhm, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

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Project: Lt FlopsLt Flops (Formerly FloppyPhoenix)

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Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

Select Production Commentaries: The following are quote excerpts from individuals affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

—qntm, Director of the Antimemetics Division Civilian # 84250, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

—sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

—Westrin, Captain of the SCPF Spooky Boat

Project Summary: Hi there, [non-homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled upon my personnel file. I– Wait, please don't leave. No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry — I'm surprised too. Just– Don't leave the terminal, and continue reading until you've learned about all the crispy sex pirates SCP articles I've worked on. I'll go get you a juice box. Or some bourbon. Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record:

Floppy's Articles

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration: I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best!


NEW ARTICLES

1. [TALE] ☠️ A Necromantic Prelude
2. [SCP COLLAB] 💭 SCP-4428: Dr. Michaels is not in danger. with Henzoid
3. [SCP COLLAB] 🕊️ SCP-4795: Feathered F(r)iends with Mew-ltiverse
4. [SCP] 🔭 SCP-4790: Do not go gentle into that good night.
5. [SCP TRANSLATION] ⚔️ SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat by DrGemini, translated with DrMacro


SCPs


SCP-3787
+80 12
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 12 Apr 2019 00:44
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:56

SCP-3719
+55 10
Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:56

SCP-3464
+41 20
Latest comment: Carrington at 14 Sep 2019 16:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:15

EE-3570
+112 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:57

SCP-4420
+155 38
Latest comment: Lambda Fairy at 19 Jul 2019 11:35
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:20

SCP-4416
+131 34
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 02 Nov 2019 05:24
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:24

SCP-4031
+71 22
Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 04 Dec 2019 20:33
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 03:14

SCP-3739
+151 33
Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:57

SCP-4190
+52 4
Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:57

SCP-4790
+86 10
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 15 Sep 2019 03:07
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:40

SCP-4795
+77 5
Latest comment: Drelic at 22 Sep 2019 04:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:58

Dr. Michaels
+194 36
Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 04 Dec 2019 20:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:58


Tales


Solidão
+15 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 25 Mar 2018 02:24
Last edited: Lt Flops at 07 Dec 2019 06:36

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt
+55 3
Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:58

The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
+53 6
Latest comment: 5150wned at 19 Aug 2019 00:49
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:59

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
+36 2
Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:59

What Lurks In The Dark
+32 2
Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:06

SCP-2
+107 16
Latest comment: MacWarren at 19 Dec 2018 03:11
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 03:47

The Doctor's Dilemma
+48 8
Latest comment: Myhcroft at 27 Mar 2019 14:54
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:10

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
+38 6
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 10 Mar 2019 07:08
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:12

Land Of Honey
+75 12
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 26 Jun 2019 16:16
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:04

A Necromantic Prelude
+21 5
Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 29 Nov 2019 11:30
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:16


GoI Formats


SPC-507
+58 39
Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:59

The Sacred Djehuti
+76 11
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:20

SPC-993
+66 7
Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:59

Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
+69 14
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 12 Jun 2019 00:18
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:24


Hubs


Team Bird Hub
+129 15
Latest comment: not_a_seagull at 27 Jul 2019 22:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:28

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
+54 6
Latest comment: Edna Granbo at 16 Apr 2019 15:01
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:28


Collaborations


SCP-3309
+432 115
Written by: Lt Flops and PhamtomGuy.
Latest comment: bakedsandwich at 21 Nov 2019 23:23
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:30

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SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: PhamtomGuy and Lt Flops (Author Page) Inspired by the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. With coding help from Westrin. Click here to read...
tags: co-authored concept ethics-committee k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

SCP-4519
+83 8
Written by: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops. Anti-religious GOI SAPPHIRE secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan to spread their FACTS and LOGIC.
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 11 Aug 2019 20:29
Last edited: Lt Flops at 09 Dec 2019 00:01

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SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the International Contest 2019! More by these authors:...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient sapphire scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

SCP-4475
+101 19
Written by: KindlyTurtleClem and Lt Flops
Mother's resting place / Right here, at the end of space / Cast out unto the light
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 14 Nov 2019 01:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:38

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SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk Authors: Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem This article is FIRE TURTLE (Clem Floppy)'s 2nd article for the 2019 Collaboration Contest! Go here for...
tags: ad-astra alive antimemetic bovine chemical co-authored collab-con2019 extraterrestrial fifthist keter neurological ontokinetic pattern-screamer ritual scp second-hytoth sentient spacetime teleportation transfiguration uncontained

SCP-281-FR
+47 6
Written by: DrGemini, translated by DrMacro and Lt Flops. Did you know that the Earth used to be flat? Just something to consider.
Latest comment: 5150wned at 14 Aug 2019 04:58
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:38

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Info SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat Author: DrGemini Translator: DrMacro and Lt Flops Date: January 1, 2018 Special thanks to DrGemini for recreating the first image of Addendum...
tags: global-occult-coalition immobile indestructible international physics planet reclamation religious safe sapphire scp sphere weapon

Avian Anthology I
+50 9
Written by: Team Bird*. The Avian Division and the Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious demigod named Thoth.
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Sep 2019 19:42


One hundred billion memories tainted by 200,000 years of vengeance, dread, euphoria, grief, avarice… &...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology II
+62 12
Written by: Team Bird. The most unlikely of allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world.
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Sep 2019 19:44


Thoth commanded his fleet of peons to come to his aid, but the daemon's appetite was too voracious. He tore chunk after chunk of Thoth's form, leaving neither bone nor gristle behind....
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
+34 7
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Lt Flops. SAPPHIRE steals the tools to keep the severed head of Carl Sagan alive.
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 24 Oct 2019 05:54
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 06:18


PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION From Elliot Ramirez To Su Xing Date Mar. 6, 1995, 5:44 p.m. Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The...
tags: co-authored deer-college goi2019 goi-format prometheus sapphire
*Team Bird is not_a_seagull, Lt Flops, Ayers, and Quantum Physician

Inebriation Inoculation complete. Thanks for reading!

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