Researcher Edward Flawrence's Personnel File

NAME: Edward "Flawed" Flawrence


DIVISION: Paranormal Engineering

HISTORY: Researcher Edward was discovered along with his prototype time travel device at the 20██ Science Competition at the █████-████████ High School in █████, ███████.

Foundation Agents embedded in the program interviewed Edward and discovered the device to be the result of a bootstrap paradox. While he did not invent the device per se, the engineering skills required to build the device warranted Edward a position at the Foundation. Edward accepted the offer and officially entered Foundation employment on ██/██/20██.

PROFILE: Researcher Edward Flawrence is generally introverted but is quite social to his close colleagues and friends. Edward is obedient and enthusiastic on new assignments but prone to depression when met with failure. A Foundation psychiatrist has been assigned to Edward for monthly psychological evaluation.

According to his former colleagues, Researcher Edward does not have a [REDACTED FOR PERSONAL REASONS]

ADDENDUM FWD-A: While this is unconfirmed, it is noted that those within immediate vicinity of Edward has a higher chance of failure when doing basic tasks. Such failures include liquid spills, falling items and in some cases, disorientation. Whether or not Edward contains a probablilistic anomaly has yet to be concluded.

ADDENDUM FWD-B: Recently, Researcher Edward Flawrence has filed several complaints and expressed disagreement towards the Foundation's Secrecy Policy.

I get it that the purpose is to keep the world sane, but can't we even tell close ones, ones that you really trust? All I wanted is to impress this girl, now I'm saving the world and she doesn't even know if I'm alive or not! - Researcher Edward

On ██/██/20██, Researcher Edward's requests were (reluctantly) approved by the Ethics Committee.

The next day, Researcher Edward submitted the aforementioned individual, who appeared to be in massive paranoia, to Foundation custody for amnesticization.

She didn't take it too well. - Researcher Edward


Assigned SCP Involvement Notes
SCP-3267 Creator of the Infrasonic Mind Altering (IMA) system. That goddamn library, I gave a fuck and it stuffed soap into my mouth. - REF
SCP-3726 Partook in the discovery. How do you describe an anthropomorphic dog? Uncanine Valley. - REF

Works Involvement Notes
Artwork Found in locker during monthly possession checking. Oh for fuck sake. - REF
Some Are Born To Endless Light Bad fanfic No comment.

this is my author page pls dont be too mean

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