Featured GoI Format Archive

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33. Critter Profile: ZARGOTH, DESTROYER OF DIMENSIONS! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by DarkStuff and Ellie3 [Featured by TheMightyMcB and Naveil]

• IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is HORRIFICALLY GRUESOME!

32. Goliath, Circa 1505 [Medicean Academy of Occult Arts] by RockTeethMothEyes [Featured by TheMightyMcB]

• Goliath is incredibly durable, proving itself to be near impossible to chip or break, save for the severance of its head.

31. GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE THE CAPS LOCK ON THIS ONE IS BROKEN [Prometheus Labs] by Weryllium [Featured by cybersqyd, EzekierAltavista, and Nagiros]

• -Sent from my iPhone

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Featured GoI format pages 21 through 30

30. The Three Documents of "The Artist Formerly Known As Chuck" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Monkeysky

• All of our collective effort will focus on turning it into a formidable, immortal guardian of the arts.

29. UIU File: 2017-003 [Unusual Incidents Unit] by weizhong

• Additionally, at the time of this document’s emergence from SCP-1437, all four Kant detectors located around the anomaly failed simultaneously.

28. The Sacred Djehuti [Serpent's Hand] by Lt Flops and Ayers

• WHAT'S THIS? –MOONSTONE BRAVEHEART OF HELHEIM

27. Critter Profile: Wobbles! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by DrAnnoyingDog and Uncle Nicolini

• IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is Super Secret!

26. SPC-2922 [Shark Punching Center] by stormbreath

• TEETH-FILLED VOID is a desert within Corbenic that is perpetually night.

25. A New Age of Magic [Serpent's Hand] by Modern_Erasmus

• You don't approach it, it will approach you. If you're wondering how to approach the blue-blessed, that's a different story.

24. 'Hypnotraline' (TR7K2/2UD9X/53GN8) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by Veiedhimaedhr

• When Immortality just becomes too exhausting, and the dirt looks so welcoming, Marshall, Carter and Dark will be there to help.

23. LTE-2712-Bosch [Global Occult Coalition] by shaggydredlocks

• A series of teeth (40 confirmed instances) which appeared spontaneously in and above the Arctic Ocean on 04/08/2███.

22. Project Proposal 1994-357: "A Still Life" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Toa_Vine

• I don't care what you derive from it. Take a person, and have her live in a house where she doesn't continue to age.

21. Critter Profile: Ringo! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] by HotColes

• Laura suggested that we delete this file, but I decided that it was better to keep it as a reference. This is history for us, after all.

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Featured GoI format pages 11 through 20

20. The Grove of Exiles [Serpent's Hand] by TechSorcerer2747 [contest prize feature requested by aismallard]

• The world beneath the well is accessible via a very specific set of instructions.

19. Captain Kirby's Proposal, Or Something [Shark Punching Center] by Captain Kirby

• Molecular fist-shaped proteins deliver rapid strikes to all selachian surfaces they touch. Optimal for area-of-effect pugilizing.

18. Anderson Robotics' Installation Guide: Your New Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton! [Anderson Robotics] by OthellotheCat

• Ever felt like skydiving? This exoskeleton can withstand a fall from 15,000 feet, so you won't need to worry about a parachute!

17. Track 4: You and Me [The Fifth Church/Fifthist Church] by djkaktus, recording by Oboebandgeek99

• You and me, Should take a trip across the galaxy, And feel the waves of our own energy…

16. 'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by DrChandra

• It is operated by a shell company in order to avoid any uncouth associations our customers may have against the Marshall, Carter and Dark brand.

15. 'Schulman-NY Programmable Mnestic Device' (AC34D/NC77Q/95DCS) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by WrongJohnSilver and Cyantreuse [contest prize feature]

• I developed a device which is capable of altering memory recall, and even reversing memory expungement entirely.

14. UIU File: 2014-014 [Unusual Incidents Unit] by LordStonefish and 9Volt

• Summary: Entity resembles a metaphysical shadow of a basking shark, and possesses a conceptuvorous diet.

13. P'rantortiz the Vile [The Black Queen] by Shaggydredlocks

• We know that holy water has an adverse effect on it, but it isn't exactly enough to disable the demon completely.

12. The Lord of Endowments [Serpent's Hand] by sirpudding

• At sometime in the 10th century C.E. the Lord of Endowments manifested somewhere in the Atlas Mountains. It uplifted its herald and began to attract a small group of followers.

11. 'Unicorn Horn' (HYTCH/8FNE6/B77KT) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by GreenWolf

• It is my recommendation that we use the breeding pairs provided to us by Prometheus Labs to establish a steady supply of unicorn horn, which can then be sold as a contraceptive, curative, and assassination tool.

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10. Sixteenth Wondertainment Donation [Manna Charitable Foundation] by Dr Reach

• Reload charge after every use. Candy not included.

9. KoI Format [Serpent's Hand] by SpectralDragon

• PROTECTOR HUMANS WILL KEEP NON-FEEDER OR PROTECTOR HUMANS FROM HURTING THE SCHOOL. ALWAYS ASK FOR FOOD.

8. The Broken Mind [Church of the Broken God] by FortuneFavorsBold

• But alas and woe! In the chamber below a great boulder had fallen, and the glorious Mind lay smashed in the rubble.

7. Hello, I Am an Eldritch Horror [Serpent's Hand] by KnightKnight

• I constantly move between worlds, once I have finished consuming them, but am currently jailed by the SCP Foundation.

6. SPC-140 [Shark Punching Center] by sirpudding

• Agents are to make every effort to secure the hides and ink of CYAN ABYSS Deviant-Type Selachian Entities, and to secure any other instances of BRONZE UPPERCUT.

5. #Xiupania [Oneiroi Collective] by Faminepulse

• Xiupania is a concrete low fantasy. An individual’s powers within Xiupania are semi-mundane.

4. Recruitment Drive (R-28126) [The Factory] by tretter

• While they were not initially interested, after a short tour of the facility, and contact with an elder foreman in charge of recruitment, they changed their minds.

3. Project Proposal 2004-024: "My Father's Values" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Zolgamax

• Handshakes of insufficient pressure will result in the actor breaking the weak shaker's hand through grip strength. (Not sure what happens if you don't shake his/her hand. Wouldn't advise that.)

2. 'Rogue AI' (NVEO4/YVN3E/PN6UG) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by Doctor Cimmerian

• All intelligences are rated at or above level 2 on the Asimov AI Scale. Due to customization options each intelligence may possess a variety of knowledge and skills that are tailored to the buyer's needs.

1. GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN INTERSTELLAR SCIENCE VESSEL [Prometheus Labs] by GreenWolf

• 750 million USD to create the Reissner-Nordström black hole. 200 million USD to construct the superconducting blades…