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14. UIU File: 2014-014 [Unusual Incidents Unit] by LordStonefish and 9Volt

• Summary: Entity resembles a metaphysical shadow of a basking shark, and possesses a conceptuvorous diet.

13. P'rantortiz the Vile [The Black Queen] by Shaggydredlocks

• We know that holy water has an adverse effect on it, but it isn't exactly enough to disable the demon completely.

12. The Lord of Endowments [Serpent's Hand] by sirpudding

• At sometime in the 10th century C.E. the Lord of Endowments manifested somewhere in the Atlas Mountains. It uplifted its herald and began to attract a small group of followers.

11. 'Unicorn Horn' (HYTCH/8FNE6/B77KT) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by GreenWolf

• It is my recommendation that we use the breeding pairs provided to us by Prometheus Labs to establish a steady supply of unicorn horn, which can then be sold as a contraceptive, curative, and assassination tool.

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10. Sixteenth Wondertainment Donation [Manna Charitable Foundation] by Dr Reach

• Reload charge after every use. Candy not included.

9. KoI Format [Serpent's Hand] by SpectralDragon

• PROTECTOR HUMANS WILL KEEP NON-FEEDER OR PROTECTOR HUMANS FROM HURTING THE SCHOOL. ALWAYS ASK FOR FOOD.

8. The Broken Mind [Church of the Broken God] by FortuneFavorsBold

• But alas and woe! In the chamber below a great boulder had fallen, and the glorious Mind lay smashed in the rubble.

7. Hello, I Am an Eldritch Horror [Serpent's Hand] by KnightKnight

• I constantly move between worlds, once I have finished consuming them, but am currently jailed by the SCP Foundation.

6. SPC-140 [Shark Punching Center] by sirpudding

• Agents are to make every effort to secure the hides and ink of CYAN ABYSS Deviant-Type Selachian Entities, and to secure any other instances of BRONZE UPPERCUT.

5. #Xiupania [Oneiroi Collective] by Faminepulse

• Xiupania is a concrete low fantasy. An individual’s powers within Xiupania are semi-mundane.

4. Recruitment Drive (R-28126) [The Factory] by tretter

• While they were not initially interested, after a short tour of the facility, and contact with an elder foreman in charge of recruitment, they changed their minds.

3. Project Proposal 2004-024: "My Father's Values" [Are We Cool Yet?] by Zolgamax

• Handshakes of insufficient pressure will result in the actor breaking the weak shaker's hand through grip strength. (Not sure what happens if you don't shake his/her hand. Wouldn't advise that.)

2. 'Rogue AI' (NVEO4/YVN3E/PN6UG) [Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd.] by Doctor Cimmerian

• All intelligences are rated at or above level 2 on the Asimov AI Scale. Due to customization options each intelligence may possess a variety of knowledge and skills that are tailored to the buyer's needs.

1. GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN INTERSTELLAR SCIENCE VESSEL [Prometheus Labs] by GreenWolf

• 750 million USD to create the Reissner-Nordström black hole. 200 million USD to construct the superconducting blades…