DrAnnoyingDog's Author Page of Annoying Dogs

I hope you enjoy your stay! :>


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Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 10 Oct 2019 04:37
Last edited: Rounderhouse at 25 Jun 2019 23:00

Coming Soon - Rounderhouse http://www.scp-wiki.net/drannoyingdog My author page! ~ DrAnnoyingDog ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. 4/4511 LEVEL 4/4511 CLASSIFIED ...
tags: cliche2019 clockwork co-authored compulsion esoteric-class factory fire metallic scp

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Latest comment: llesiows at 27 Jun 2019 19:24
Last edited: DrAnnoyingDog at 06 Sep 2019 00:28

Item#: 4510 Level3 Containment Class: safe Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: keneq Risk Class: danger link to memo Aftermath of an SCP-4510-1...
tags: exchange online safe scp vehicle weapon

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Latest comment: Praise Sigmar at 03 Nov 2019 10:44
Last edited: DrAnnoyingDog at 04 Nov 2019 17:07

Item#: 4509 Level3 Containment Class: safe Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: vlam Risk Class: notice link to memo The shore where SCP-4509-08...
tags: cadaver hostile humanoid location parawatch safe scp


A Walk Along The Riverside
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Latest comment: Agent MacLeod at 24 Mar 2019 03:58
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 30 Aug 2019 04:19

It was a cool March evening as Alexei sat upon the bank of a river, staring into its depths. He reached in, scooping some of the murky liquid in his cupped hand. It still surprised him to see...
tags: alexei-belitrov tale wilsons-wildlife

GoI Formats

Critter Profile: Sampson!
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Latest comment: Monteparnas at 22 May 2019 01:54
Last edited: DrAnnoyingDog at 21 Jun 2019 20:58

Critter Profile: Sampson! Overview! Name: Sampson Species: Canis familiaris (Doberman Pinscher) pictured, at left Primary Caretaker: Terrestrial Team, Daniel Stanford Diet: Dog food (Any...
tags: goi-format wilsons-wildlife

Critter Profile: Wobbles!
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Latest comment: Monteparnas at 22 May 2019 22:51
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 11 Jul 2019 00:36

IMPORTANT: This Critter Profile is Super Secret! In light of recent events, the operating staff at Wilson's have decided it may be for the best to keep information about Wobbles under wraps. If you...
tags: co-authored faeowynn-wilson goi-format shark-punching-center wilsons-wildlife

Critter Profile: The Polar Bear!
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Latest comment: calamitous1 at 16 May 2019 05:46
Last edited: stormbreath at 26 Sep 2019 15:06

+ Show code - Hide code Critter Profile: The Polar Bear! Overview! Name: The Polar Bear Species: Ursus Maritimus (Polar Bear) Primary Caretaker: N/A Diet: Raw Pork Housed: Enclosure...
tags: faeowynn-wilson goi-format unusual-incidents-unit wilsons-wildlife


DrAnnoyingDog's Author Page of Annoying Dogs
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Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 24 Oct 2019 21:37
Last edited: DrAnnoyingDog at 05 Nov 2019 17:16

I hope you enjoy your stay! : Collaborations Author Commentary Critter Profile: Sampson My first article that stuck! I first had the idea for Sampson after binging all of WWS one night....
tags: audio author

The Ursus Maritimus Incident
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Latest comment: C-Dives at 25 Jun 2019 11:14
Last edited: Ellie3 at 26 Jun 2019 15:21

We've been operational since 1997, when I was but a wee lad of 42 years, and we have been under official supervision since 2008 upon the signing of the legendary Boring Agreement (which came about...
tags: hub unusual-incidents-unit wilsons-wildlife


Nobody's Observations on Temporal Displacement, Family, and Waffles
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Written by: HotColes. {$note}
Latest comment: plaidypus at 14 Jan 2019 01:01
Last edited: HotColes at 21 Oct 2019 01:09

Finally made it to Oregon today. It's about 7:30 AM as I'm writing, thinking I might get an early breakfast at a Denny's. There isn't an IHOP nearby, shame. It's been a tiring night. Almost made it...
tags: chaos-insurgency co-authored faeowynn-wilson goi-format nobody wilsons-wildlife wonderful-world

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Written by: Uncle Nicolini. {$note}
Latest comment: Katsumi-san at 23 Jun 2019 19:54
Last edited: DrAnnoyingDog at 17 Apr 2019 18:14

NOTICE The following anomaly is partially Neutralized. Information no longer pertinent to its active status has been rendered in green. SCP-4206 Item #: SCP-4206 Object Class: Euclid Special...
tags: alive animal artifact biological cadaver canine co-authored end-of-death ethics-committee euclid medical neutralized organic scp

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Written by: Woedenaz, Rounderhouse, and Uncle Nicolini. {$note}
Latest comment: DrAnnoyingDog at 08 Apr 2019 17:25
Last edited: Woedenaz at 21 Aug 2019 19:45

SCP-4512: A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool Authors: Woedenaz Uncle Nicolini Rounderhouse DrAnnoyingDog ⇢ Uncle Nicolini's Author Page ⇠ ⇢ Rounderhouse's Author Page (God help us all) ⇠ ⇢...
tags: acoustic aquatic co-authored keter location ontokinetic scp teleportation uncontained

Author Commentary

Critter Profile: Sampson
My first article that stuck! I first had the idea for Sampson after binging all of WWS one night. It started out as an Egyptian Golden Wolf who somehow mage his way to Oregon, and it took off from there. I posted a WIP picture of my first draft in a Discord server and got DarkStuffDarkStuff interested in it. He was a super big help in getting Sampson to his current state. Without him, I don't think I would have finished and posted my first article. Thanks again DS, you're the best!

Critter Profile: Wobbles
My first collab! I wrote this alongside Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini after he approached me one day and asked "Wanna collab on a Critter Profile?" and I said "Sure." I didn't know it at the time, but that was the start of a beautiful friendship. And a successful article! To be honest most of this was Nico's work. All I did was pitch an idea, and fill in some details. He wrote most of it, and put up with my lack of internet for a week. People seem to like Wobbles, since it's the second highest rated Critter Profile (You just can't beat the original, sadly) and my second highest rated article! Wobbles wouldn't be a thing without you Nico, you're an amazing author. (And friend!)

A Walk Along The Riverside
My first (somewhat successful) tale! This was my first entry into PeppersGhostPeppersGhost's Original Character Tournament. This isn't my proudest work, to be honest. There are a lot of things I don't like about how I wrote it. Most of them stemming from myself not waiting to get critique. I might rewrite it one day, who knows?

Nobody's Observations on Temporal Displacement, Family, and Waffles
My first GoI format that isn't a Critter Profile! I wrote this with HotColesHotColes basically overnight. This is a sequel of sorts to Sampson's Critter Profile from the point of view of Nobody, continuing the story of Daniel, Jonathan, and Sampson. Most of the work was done by Cole, while I contributed by creating Sampson and making sure all the pieces fit together in the story. Thanks a bunch for inviting me to help Cole!

My first SCP! :D This was a collaboration with my good friend RounderhouseRounderhouse for Cliche Con 2019. This is about a giant metal pig who demands a following, and won't take no for an answer. While I didn't contribute as much as I would of liked to 4511, I'm still confident in calling it my first SCP, and hey look, it's my first article to reach 100! 200!!! (Making it my highest rated article!) Even though Rounder is a fucking dork, he's still a blast to work with. Thanks for writing my first SCP with me Rounder, you're a great friend!

SCP-4512: A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool
Another collab! This was a joint effort between WoedenazWoedenaz, RounderhouseRounderhouse, and Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini that I sort of just latched onto. It's about a Jimmy Buffett impersonator fake Hawaiian pool that demands you clean it. While I didn't do much for this, I still had a blast working with these dweebs. Thanks for letting me help the small amount that I could nerds!

SCP-4510: Avelar Express First Class Prime™!
My entry for the SCPD draft swap! This was originally written by RounderhouseRounderhouse, and I got it for the SCPD draft swap.

SCP-4206: The Weighing of the Heart
Nico's entry for the SCPD draft swap! This one was originally a draft for my first scip that I had entered into the SCPD draft swap, and Nico got it and turned it into a disturbing article set in the End of Death canon.

Critter Profile: The Polar Bear
My third and dare I say, most important, Critter Profile! This is one part in a trilogy of articles that cover the Ursus Maritimus Incident and the origins of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions, including On the Radar, written by DarkStuffDarkStuff and UIU File: 2008-21, written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.

About Me

Hi there! My name's Jade, but you probably know me as DrAnnoyingDog. I'm a bisexual enby from Michigan (currently living in California), and I also happen to be a furry UwU. I mostly focus on the Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Group of Interest (Cute anomalous animals are my jam). I've actually been a member of the site since January of 2016, but all of my successful articles have been written since my return to the site in July of 2018. I had previously posted an article before my return, but we aren't going to discuss that (Like ever).

Anyway, some of my favorite things are dogs, all the other animals, video games (both story-driven and gameplay focused), young adult fiction, tabletop RPGs, classic American muscle cars, art (mostly futuristic things in a past setting, a la Simon Stalenhag, but I also have a secret art kink1), and dogs!

So I'm writing this as an afterthought, but I really need to put this out there. No matter how many articles I write and upvotes I get, they will never be as important to me as the friends I've made in this community. To all my friends out there on the wiki and in the community, I love you, and I think I would've left the wiki long ago if it weren't for you guys. You're all awesome!

Fan Art

Sampson, drawn by Satan's Janitor!

Dog Pictures

My Dogs!

Alces_alcesAlces_alces's Dogs!

DarkStuffDarkStuff's Dog!

StallmanticStallmantic's Dog!

Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini's Dogs!

UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire's Dog!

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