DrAkimoto's Author Page

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Dr. Akimoto and SCP-████, moments before dropping a new mixtape.

Name: Dr. Michael Akimoto

Serial Number: 77-19VKW

Security Clearance: Level 1

Position: Researcher / Goat Whisperer / Junior Staff Site Crit / Junior Staff Seminar Team

Site of Operations: Parazoology Division - Site-71

Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to Site-71, or "The Farm" as we like to say. I'm DrAkimoto, I'm not one to talk about myself but here are some things I'm into.

• Goats
• Donks
• Other animals
• Space stuff
• All sorts of music
• Farming
• Art
• Orange Juice
• Chickens

I'm sure there's other stuff but who cares!

Attached SCP Files:

SCP-4347 Goat of Departure

This article features WHITE BETTY, a goat that forcibly causes out of body experiences, and her wacky encounters with Ranger McLean.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4347

SCP-4778 All's Whale that Ends Whale 

A subspecies of humpback whales capable of combating the ongoing struggle against oceanic pollution. Will the foundation help these noble creatures save the oceans?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4778

SCP-4383: Sticks and Stones, Blood for Old Bones, a Curse Forever Thirsty.

The cursed bones of long dead Japanese Emperor, dead but certainly not forgotten.

http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4383

SCP-4508 Otterly Prophetic

An otterly ridiculous tale of an unwilling prophet.

http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4508

SCP-4542 Bugs Bunnies

A collab with another Donktastic author, Mew-ltiverse.

http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4542

SCP-4608 Appleseed

This aint your grandpa's Johnny Appleseed.

http://scp-wiki.net/scp-4608

GOI Files:

SPC-3787 SeaHorse

The Shark Punching Centre is at it again, this time breeding aquatic horses to aid in their ongoing battle against selachian threats far and wide.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-3787

SPC-3733 Mission Control

A new twist on the Shark Punching mythos, exploring what's really behind the Selachian Pugnātorial Agenda.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/spc-3733

SCP-J Files:

SPC-6009-J "HerbiVore!? I Barely Even Know Her!

Do kinky voraphilic cucumbers peak your interest? If so you'll probably enjoy this! (I'm sorry for what your about to read…)

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-6009-j

You've been DONKED.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/uebench