Dr. Wondertainment Hub
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The doctor leans down, wraps their arm around
When they open their mouth out comes Wondrous sound
“It’s nowhere new, silly, it is where you are!
You needed a break from the glum and sub-par
In the back of your room, in the back of your head
In the pages of fantasy books that you read
The world is so cluttered with sadness and waste
And it grinds ‘til your brain is a soft mushy paste
So when you need it happy, to get your hands clapping
When you need some presents in neon pink wrapping
You just close your eyes, you think of balloons
You think of big bubbly, kind squishy goons

“When your world is down and you’re needing escape,
Know in your head is a Wonderful place”

Welcome to the Dr. Wondertainment Hub!

What is Dr. Wondertainment?

Wondertainment is a manufacturer of anomalous / magical children's toys.

Wondertainment finds its roots very early in the site's history, all the way back to Super Paper in Series I. Since then, it has evolved to fit some very key concepts:

  • Wondertainment is a capitalist construct.
  • Wondertainment makes children's toys.
  • Wondertainment is childish and playful.
  • Whether or not the previous bullet point is a façade is up for debate.

Dr. Wondertainment may be a company, it may be an individual, it may be an individual that runs a company. Most important, however, is that Dr. Wondertainment is magical, and they make toys. Whether they be toys that aren't exactly safe or toys that are beyond anything a kid could ever imagine (or want), the very basics of Wondertainment is that they make toys. Interpretations range from being warm-hearted and kind to either straight up terrible or more than a little misguided. However their intentions / grasp on the world is perceived, they are unarguably tied to children and child-like behaviors.

So, how does one write Dr. Wondertainment? Well, trust me, I know this is going to sound stupid, but… have fun with it. Yes, you should have fun writing anything, because then what's the point? Specifically with Wondertainment though, I believe that the primary way to write it well is to not worry about logic. If you're going to write a Wondertainment toy, it has to be fuckin' fun. Make your reader want that toy. If you're going to write a tale, make it over the top. Put a shit ton of corgis in it. Make there be a dictator that rules over candy. Even when it gets dark, hide it behind a veneer of fun.

When whimsy goes wrong, it's still whimsy. And Dr. Wondertainment is 100% whimsy, to its core. That's what Wondertainment is all about. If you're an aspiring Dr. Wondertainment writer, your main job is to go nuts, kid.

-Fairy Tales-

Title Author
1 Jack IkeJack Ike
10. Mr. Mission Dr GeraldDr Gerald
1. Mr. Headless Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette
11. Mr. Feather Sophia LightSophia Light
12. Mr. Laugh Alias PseudonymAlias Pseudonym
13. Mr. Purple (user deleted)
14. Mr. Brass GrandEnderGrandEnder
15. Ms. Sweetie thedeadlymoosethedeadlymoose
16. Mr. Fish DexanoteDexanote
2. Mr. Clank Dr GearsDr Gears
3. Mr. Money TanhonyTanhony
4. Mr. Lie Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette
5. Mr. Mad thedeadlymoosethedeadlymoose
6. Mr. Stripes TroyLTroyL
7. Mr. ███████████ DrEverettMannDrEverettMann
8. Mr. Moon AnaxagorasAnaxagoras
9. Mr. Clumsy TanhonyTanhony
A Fancy Dinosaur TwistedGearsTwistedGears
A Shift at The Factory TwistedGearsTwistedGears
Adventuring Interlude DjoricDjoric
And I Think To Myself... DarkStuffDarkStuff
...And I'm the Star! DarkStuffDarkStuff
Assistance for the Boss Lady DjoricDjoric
Back in Habit DarkStuffDarkStuff
Be Strange or Be Forgotten DarkStuffDarkStuff
City of Wonder™ DrChandraDrChandra
Costume Change TheGlyphstoneTheGlyphstone
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales CryogenChaosCryogenChaos
'dad', you're too fucking late SoullessSingularitySoullessSingularity
Dark and Disquieting DrChandraDrChandra
Deceptive Cadence DarkStuffDarkStuff
Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All? Elogee FishTruckElogee FishTruck
Empire of Dirt (Part 1) DjoricDjoric
Empire Of Dirt (Part 3) DjoricDjoric
Empty Unmarked Grave RandominiRandomini
End Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette
Epilogue AnaxagorasAnaxagoras
Everything Will Be Okay DarkStuffDarkStuff
Ex Nihilo Nihil MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought
Family Business RiemannRiemann
Fragmented Memory 1289 BaronjoeBaronjoe
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage DrChandraDrChandra
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents DrChandraDrChandra
Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining DarkStuffDarkStuff
Holding On Jack IkeJack Ike
I Am Wonderful Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby
I Don't Get It, I Functioned Before DarkStuffDarkStuff
Innocence RogetRoget
Interlude: A Special Letter DrewbearDrewbear
Interlude: An Excerpt DrewbearDrewbear
Interval 1 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette
Interval 2 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette
Interviews with Prospective Groups of Interest MrWrongMrWrong
Life's a Show DarkStuffDarkStuff
Memory Of Days Long Past DjoricDjoric
Miss Heir TwistedGearsTwistedGears
Mission Statement Dr ReachDr Reach
MTF Whiskey-Tango DrLeibowitzDrLeibowitz
Museum of Idiots RogetRoget
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed GibberingEloquenceGibberingEloquence
Old Business MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought
Pepper's Lament DarkStuffDarkStuff
Pilot zaratustrazaratustra
Quiet Days DmatixDmatix
Rough Beast zaratustrazaratustra
SCPoems A Fat GhostA Fat Ghost
SCP-REDD TwistedGearsTwistedGears
Seven Days With Mr. Fish Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini
Sometimes the Best Intentions are in Need of Redemption DarkStuffDarkStuff
Souls & Somas DarkStuffDarkStuff
Spark of Wonder HotCocoaNerdHotCocoaNerd
Strange Things Happen at Sea Agent MacLeodAgent MacLeod
Sympathy for an Empath azzlefluxazzleflux
The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor BuntonBunton
The Real Adventures in Capitalism DjoricDjoric
The Stranger and the Secretary CryogenChaosCryogenChaos
The Super-Cool Road Trip Adventure DjoricDjoric
The Tinkerer weizhongweizhong
The Toyman And The Doctor RandominiRandomini
Timing RogetRoget
To Never Again See The Light Of Day djkaktusdjkaktus
To Think I've Spent My Whole Life Waiting DarkStuffDarkStuff
Total Recall Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette
Transparent RogetRoget
Unshelved IhpIhp
We Just Make Toys DarkStuffDarkStuff
What Did I Come Down Here For? (user deleted)
When It Rains, It Pours Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby
Wonder World Dossier Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini
Wondertainment and the Woeful Whippersnapper AwehsohsAwehsohs
yes RandominiRandomini
You Can't Win Them All DarkStuffDarkStuff

-Chapter Books-


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