Dr. Roget's Personnel File
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Photo of Dr. Roget at play at work.

Name: Dr. Ralph J. Roget

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Deputy Site Director

Current Location: Site-77

History: Dr. Roget has been a respected asset to Site-77 ever since he began working there, at the ripe old age of 16. For half a decade, he worked in clerical positions, until Director Gillespie felt he had proven himself, and promoted him. His new job involved the documentation of large numbers of Safe and Euclid objects, which he excelled at. Despite a reputation for immaturity, and rumors of nepotism, his position at Site-77 is very secure.

Known Relations: Director Gillespie(Grandmother), Stanley Gillespie(Grandfather, deceased), Agent Lis Boyd(Half-Sister), Dr. Robert J. Boyd(Half-Brother).

NOTE: Dr. Roget's name is not pronounced Rogay, Rogat, Rogain, Roggers, Reject, Ragazzo, Regret, rigrog, Rogizzle, Roger, Roarg, Riggy?, roy get, rogit, Rojét, torgeti, dodget, cocaine or Rights. Please do not use these pronounciations when referring to Dr. Roget
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SCP Documents Researched

  1. SCP-001 Keter Duty
  2. SCP-031 What is Love?
  3. SCP-039 Proboscis Buttgineers(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  4. SCP-122 No More Monsters(Rewrite of "Lucid Nightlight" by Dr. Kondraki)
  5. SCP-213 AntiMatter Parasite(Rewrite of "Anti-Matter Parasite by DaydreaminDaydreamin, Dr. Blast, and Agent NekoChris)
  6. SCP-240 Breath-Powered Flying Machine(Rewrite of an article by the same name, written by Agent Spoon Of Evil)
  7. SCP-332 The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
  8. SCP-375 Forever A-Loan(Rewrite of "Hungry Bank" by Dr. Kondraki)
  9. SCP-396 And Suddenly, Chair(Rewrite of "Displacer Chair" by Dr. Kondraki)
  10. SCP-474 ℞FM
  11. SCP-496 A Sunken Relic(Rewrite of "A Sunken Statue" by Dr_AdamsDr_Adams)
  12. SCP-512 Anti-Gravity Umbrella(Rewrite of "Anti-Gravity Umbrella" by HK-016 and rewritten with Django Bridge)
  13. SCP-570 Puppet Show Gloves!!!(Rewrite of "Puppeteer Gloves" by Dr. Kondraki)
  14. SCP-574 The Dropera House(Rewrite of "The Drophouse" by Kurt TodlichKurt Todlich)
  15. SCP-629 Mr. Brass
  16. SCP-633 Ghost In The Machine (Rewrite of Ghost In The Machine by Syka BeeSyka Bee)
  17. SCP-643 Delicious Chocolates
  18. SCP-649 A Matchbox Full of Winter(Rewrite of "A Matchbox Full of Winter" by AsmodeusDarkAsmodeusDark)
  19. SCP-703 Into The Closet(Rewrite of "Random Item Generator" by BrucyBrucy)
  20. SCP-720 Astronomically Inclined Crane(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  21. SCP-744 Assembly Required
  22. SCP-761 Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline(Rewrite of "Slightly More Dangerous Trampoline" by HK-016)
  23. SCP-821 Dixie Funland
  24. SCP-864 Efficient Washbin(Rewrite of "Man-eating Washbin" by Agent Carriontrooper)
  25. SCP-935 Ancient Playing Cards(Rewrite of Ancient Playing Cards by Bijhan)
  26. SCP-941 Sick of Motion(Rewrite of Carsickness by Dr. Leicontis)
  27. SCP-992 Gaia's Emissary(Rewrite of "Gaia's Emissary", written by an unknown author. Transferred to WikiDot from EditThis by far2far2 on July 26th, 2008)
  28. SCP-1046 A House Without a Bedroom
  29. SCP-1070 Re-Educational Software(Rewrite of "The Educational Game" by VWXYZVWXYZ)
  30. SCP-1178 Floating ICBM
  31. SCP-1204 The Social Disease(Rewrite of "Clingy Transient" by Dr. Mayreder)
  32. SCP-1277 Thirsty Cactus
  33. SCP-1282 Reverse Were-Rabbit
  34. SCP-1305 Cat Lure
  35. SCP-1317 Factory Makeup
  36. SCP-1328 51st State of Mind
  37. SCP-1341 Jungle In a Jar
  38. SCP-1362 The Cartographers' Guild
  39. SCP-1407 DJ's Headphones
  40. SCP-1413 Sportsball
  41. SCP-1423 Summer of '76
  42. SCP-1452 Terrible Home Additions
  43. SCP-1494 Terminal Castaway
  44. SCP-1498 Dial-A-Dream
  45. SCP-1501 Every Penny Counts
  46. SCP-1507 The Pink Flamingos
  47. SCP-1508 Mikey's Chore
  48. SCP-1513 Potted Pets
  49. SCP-1526 Papers, Please
  50. SCP-1528 Finished With Lies(Collaboration with Raymond Llama) with Experiment Log 1528
  51. SCP-1559 Birdsoul In Your House
  52. SCP-1571 Keeper of Treasures(Collaboration with Researcher Zyn)
  53. SCP-1572 Root Map
  54. SCP-1573 Kids These Days
  55. SCP-1574 Searching…
  56. SCP-1576 Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
  57. SCP-1583 It Only Makes Us Stronger
  58. SCP-1591 Fallen Star
  59. SCP-1608 Yu-Kaing
  60. SCP-1611 Guarded Apartment
  61. SCP-1613 The Spoken Fool
  62. SCP-1624 Heartworms
  63. SCP-1628 Storage Tunnel #1812
  64. SCP-1630 Human Food Pyramid
  65. SCP-1636 The Principal Skinner
  66. SCP-1651 Carnival Prize
  67. SCP-1673 Friendly Graveyard
  68. SCP-1683 Moonstuck Bedroom(Collaboration with Researcher Voct)
  69. SCP-1684 Viral Realty
  70. SCP-1699 Inferior Volcano
  71. SCP-1723 Radio Intercepting Woman
  72. SCP-1724 Soul Meter
  73. SCP-1725 Servant Enhancements
  74. SCP-1727 Auto-Heaven
  75. SCP-1738 Phobia Sampler
  76. SCP-1767 An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center
  77. SCP-1796 TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS
  78. SCP-1799 Mr. Laugh
  79. SCP-1833 Class of '76
  80. SCP-1837 Acid Mop
  81. SCP-1841 So Much To See, So Much Unseen
  82. SCP-1853 Performance Enhancer
  83. SCP-1865 TaoTao(Collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
  84. SCP-1872 Vehicular Laser Pointer
  85. SCP-1894 Crash Course Diet
  86. SCP-1901 Elvis Lives
  87. SCP-1908 Mr. Soap
  88. SCP-1929 Down To Earth
  89. SCP-1938 Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank
  90. SCP-1957 Cleanliness
  91. SCP-1967 Shortcuts
  92. SCP-1976 Father and Son
  93. SCP-1992 Indecisive Mobile Home(Collaboration with General Harland)
  94. SCP-1996 Tourist Trap
  95. SCP-2082 Elephas cryophilus
  96. SCP-2083 Hoboken Bunion Emergency
  97. SCP-2088 MC&D Center
  98. SCP-2199 Out of the Frying Pan
  99. SCP-2253 The Alcohol Republic
  100. SCP-2281 Backseat Driver(Collaboration with Doctor Cimmerian)
  101. SCP-2322 Being Shirley Gillespie
  102. SCP-2379 Roach Motel
  103. SCP-2407 Learned Helplessness(Collaboration with Agent Lament)
  104. SCP-2444 Flea Circus
  105. SCP-2489 A Political Machine
  106. SCP-2507 A Web Of Cliques
  107. SCP-2594 Extradimensional Waiting Room(Collaboration with Researcher LilyFlowerLilyFlower)
  108. SCP-2600 The Empty Box(Part of the SCP-2000 contest!)
  109. SCP-2799 The Navigator(Collaboration with Garrett ███████)
  110. SCP-2805 Disney On Ice
  111. SCP-2849 Insect Hospital(Collaboration with Researcher SirensSirens)
  112. SCP-2876 Dream A Little Dream
  113. SCP-2895 Stingy
  114. SCP-2969 Language Hoarder
  115. SCP-3006 Twice The Number One
  116. SCP-3245 Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
  117. SCP-3482 Nature Versus Naturalization(Collaboration with Dr. K. Stuff)
  118. SCP-3535 Casus Lignum
  119. SCP-3639 Whataboots
  120. SCP-3746 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀(collaboration with The Rounderhouse)
  121. SCP-3792 Up In Smoke
  122. SCP-3776 Camp Nimrod
  123. SCP-3831 Can't Call Out
  124. SCP-3861 Self-Reflection
  125. SCP-4120 A Good Boy
  126. SCP-4326 Honeymooners
  127. SCP-4572 Trumpvoid
  128. SCP-4480 The Snake Doctor(collaboration with Researcher Calvin)
  129. SCP-4484 StreamSavers
  130. SCP-4540 History, Together
  131. SCP-4697 Dropping Off The Kids
  132. SCP-1927-EX The Farnsworth Effect(Collaboration with Researcher Chevrolet)
  133. SCP-2600-EX Furred Trout
  134. SCP-2600-CU The Cutest Little Thing
  135. SCP-015-J Just Really Misunderstood
  136. SCP-025-J Liquid SCP Foundation
  137. SCP-800-J American Football
  138. SCP-1622-J No Object Class Whatsoever(Collaboration with Baron Von Silberescher)
  139. SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
  140. SCP-2600-J Bicycle Mafia
  141. SCP-5200-J Just Say NO!!!
  142. SCP-7800-J The Five-Second Rule
  143. SCP-8231-J Super Flying T-Rex(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
  144. SCP-Jaguar-J Researcher Hutchin's Incredible Automobile

Canons Created

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Guides Written

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Foundation Tales:

Tale Rating Comments Created Last Comment Tags
New Technical Issues 207 197 22 Mar 2012 19:21 03 Aug 2019 06:02 agent-green collaboration director-moose doctor-bright doctor-clef researcher-james researcher-rosen tale
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen 73 5 01 Apr 2012 21:35 09 Feb 2014 03:23 researcher-rosen tale
Life and Death 31 6 02 May 2012 22:09 03 May 2012 02:19 mister tale
Don't Forget 113 30 01 Jun 2012 15:06 11 Feb 2019 22:07 tale
Decomm Anon 118 26 28 Jun 2012 06:51 26 Dec 2014 01:07 tale
The Day the Clown Cried 11 9 01 Jul 2012 05:03 14 Feb 2016 21:08 mister tale
Homeowners 38 8 02 Jul 2012 19:32 12 May 2013 05:40 tale
Transparent 44 11 02 Jul 2012 21:03 25 Aug 2018 12:36 dr-wondertainment mister tale
Letter from the North 30 9 07 Jul 2012 10:30 13 Dec 2012 09:07 tale
Diary of a Young Girl 232 56 10 Jul 2012 09:36 03 Jan 2019 09:49 tale
One Last Ride 24 16 18 Jul 2012 06:25 20 Jul 2012 00:04 tale
Warm Memories 10 6 22 Jul 2012 02:27 13 Dec 2012 09:11 tale
First Seed 42 15 10 Aug 2012 23:55 16 Aug 2012 12:37 chaos-insurgency tale
Individuality 68 15 20 Sep 2012 13:43 13 Dec 2012 09:17 tale
Obsession's Price 29 13 24 Sep 2012 01:19 27 Mar 2015 20:06 tale
The Last Word 27 24 21 Oct 2012 22:02 06 Nov 2012 08:26 hc2012 tale
Seasons Pass 64 18 29 Oct 2012 23:19 07 Nov 2012 05:38 tale
Olympia 39 12 13 Nov 2012 00:09 08 May 2016 01:08 olympia tale
Anomalous Incidents 56 15 28 Nov 2012 00:11 28 Nov 2012 23:43 doctor-roget tale
Timing 22 7 10 Dec 2012 05:44 07 Jul 2019 16:24 dr-wondertainment mister tale
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Group of Interest Format:

Tale Rating Comments Created Last Comment Tags
UIU File: 1948-019 38 7 06 Jul 2014 04:57 17 Apr 2017 16:43 goi2014 goi-format unusual-incidents-unit
Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001 52 8 23 Feb 2016 20:31 09 Mar 2016 05:42 aiad broken-god goi-format manna-charitable-foundation mtf2016
ALEXYLVA PUBLICATION ARCHIVE - NEWSPRINT 64 21 04 Apr 2017 21:39 24 May 2019 10:04 alexylva goi-format oneiroi
#IsItWeirdThatIWantToFuckTheShark? 32 15 01 Jul 2019 03:55 29 Jul 2019 16:34 adult co-authored collab-con2019 goi-format oneiroi shark-punching-center

Essays:

Tale Rating Comments Created Last Comment Tags
History Of The Universe: Part One 285 74 17 Feb 2013 21:37 23 Oct 2018 02:29 essay
Supplementary Material 19 4 17 Feb 2013 21:37 10 Aug 2013 12:37 essay
History Of The Universe Hub 58 54 17 Feb 2013 21:37 08 Jun 2019 20:05 essay hub
History Of The Universe: Part Two 202 39 24 Feb 2013 05:09 30 May 2019 04:40 essay
History Of The Universe: Part Three 193 43 03 Mar 2013 23:41 12 Jun 2016 03:17 essay
History Of The Universe: Part Four 183 39 24 Mar 2013 18:06 21 Apr 2015 12:07 essay
A Brief History Of SCP-RU 51 14 09 Oct 2013 11:38 10 Jan 2014 18:44 essay
A Brief History Of SCP-KO 42 16 30 Oct 2013 03:09 28 Mar 2018 15:53 essay
An Interview With "The Administrator" 114 10 12 Mar 2014 22:24 25 May 2016 10:41 essay
A Brief History Of Foundation RP 37 9 18 Mar 2014 00:08 28 Mar 2015 09:04 essay
History Of The Universe: Part Five 166 59 24 Apr 2014 04:03 11 May 2019 12:45 essay
Roget's SCP Writing Walkthrough 73 23 03 Feb 2017 20:43 30 Jan 2018 05:56 essay

Contest Entries:

Halloween Contest:

The Last Word

New Year's Canon Contest:

Old Man In The Sea Canon

Five Questions:(Won!)

Children of Doubt

Time Contest:

Skipping Time

SCP-2000 Contest:

SCP-2600 - The Empty Box

Under-Appreciated Contest:

Bicycle Mafia In: Goodbye, Galaxy!(deleted)

GoI Contest:

Dystopia Contest

Basically said everything I had to say about a dystopian SCP world in lolFoundation

Reimagining Contest

Didn't finish entry on time, ended up becoming Document-017-1

Short Works Contest:

SCP-2696 - Till Death Do Us Part(deleted)

Mobile Task Force Contest(Team Won!)

Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001

April Fool's Contest!

Didn't enter, but It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! was a winning entry!

Twice The Number One my SCP-3000 contest entry.



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