

- Personnel File and SCP Documentation Work Dossier
- Retired Projects
- Documents inherited from Researcher Corbette
- Documents inherited from Doctor September
- Document Inherited From Professor Nyehcat
- Artistic works presented to Dr. Roget
- Contribution from Dr. Vang
- Author Living Will
- Commendations
- SCP Commentary

Photo of Dr. Roget at play at work.
Name: Dr. Ralph J. Roget
Security Clearance: Level 3
Position: Deputy Site Director
Current Location: Site-77
History: Dr. Roget has been a respected asset to Site-77 ever since he began working there, at the ripe old age of 16. For half a decade, he worked in clerical positions, until Director Gillespie felt he had proven himself, and promoted him. His new job involved the documentation of large numbers of Safe and Euclid objects, which he excelled at. Despite a reputation for immaturity, and rumors of nepotism, his position at Site-77 is very secure.
Known Relations: Director Gillespie(Grandmother), Stanley Gillespie(Grandfather, deceased), Agent Lis Boyd(Half-Sister), Dr. Robert J. Boyd(Half-Brother).
NOTE: Dr. Roget's name is not pronounced Rogay, Rogat, Rogain, Roggers, Reject, Ragazzo, Regret, rigrog, Rogizzle, Roger, Roarg, Riggy?, roy get, rogit, Rojét, torgeti, dodget, cocaine or Rights. Please do not use these pronounciations when referring to Dr. Roget
c'mon guys it isn't that hard
SCP Documents Researched
- SCP-001 Keter Duty
- SCP-031 What is Love?
- SCP-039 Proboscis Buttgineers(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
- SCP-122 No More Monsters(Rewrite of "Lucid Nightlight" by Dr. Kondraki)
- SCP-213 AntiMatter Parasite(Rewrite of "Anti-Matter Parasite by
Daydreamin, Dr. Blast, and Agent NekoChris)
- SCP-240 Breath-Powered Flying Machine(Rewrite of an article by the same name, written by Agent Spoon Of Evil)
- SCP-332 The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
- SCP-375 Forever A-Loan(Rewrite of "Hungry Bank" by Dr. Kondraki)
- SCP-396 And Suddenly, Chair(Rewrite of "Displacer Chair" by Dr. Kondraki)
- SCP-474 ℞FM
- SCP-496 A Sunken Relic(Rewrite of "A Sunken Statue" by
Dr_Adams)
- SCP-512 Anti-Gravity Umbrella(Rewrite of "Anti-Gravity Umbrella" by HK-016 and rewritten with Django Bridge)
- SCP-570 Puppet Show Gloves!!!(Rewrite of "Puppeteer Gloves" by Dr. Kondraki)
- SCP-574 The Dropera House(Rewrite of "The Drophouse" by
Kurt Todlich)
- SCP-629 Mr. Brass
- SCP-633 Ghost In The Machine (Rewrite of Ghost In The Machine by
Syka Bee)
- SCP-643 Delicious Chocolates
- SCP-649 A Matchbox Full of Winter(Rewrite of "A Matchbox Full of Winter" by
AsmodeusDark)
- SCP-703 Into The Closet(Rewrite of "Random Item Generator" by
Brucy)
- SCP-720 Astronomically Inclined Crane(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
- SCP-744 Assembly Required
- SCP-761 Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline(Rewrite of "Slightly More Dangerous Trampoline" by HK-016)
- SCP-821 Dixie Funland
- SCP-864 Efficient Washbin(Rewrite of "Man-eating Washbin" by Agent Carriontrooper)
- SCP-935 Ancient Playing Cards(Rewrite of Ancient Playing Cards by Bijhan)
- SCP-941 Sick of Motion(Rewrite of Carsickness by Dr. Leicontis)
- SCP-992 Gaia's Emissary(Rewrite of "Gaia's Emissary", written by an unknown author. Transferred to WikiDot from EditThis by
far2 on July 26th, 2008)
- SCP-1046 A House Without a Bedroom
- SCP-1070 Re-Educational Software(Rewrite of "The Educational Game" by
VWXYZ)
- SCP-1178 Floating ICBM
- SCP-1204 The Social Disease(Rewrite of "Clingy Transient" by Dr. Mayreder)
- SCP-1277 Thirsty Cactus
- SCP-1282 Reverse Were-Rabbit
- SCP-1305 Cat Lure
- SCP-1317 Factory Makeup
- SCP-1328 51st State of Mind
- SCP-1341 Jungle In a Jar
- SCP-1362 The Cartographers' Guild
- SCP-1407 DJ's Headphones
- SCP-1413 Sportsball
- SCP-1423 Summer of '76
- SCP-1452 Terrible Home Additions
- SCP-1494 Terminal Castaway
- SCP-1498 Dial-A-Dream
- SCP-1501 Every Penny Counts
- SCP-1507 The Pink Flamingos
- SCP-1508 Mikey's Chore
- SCP-1513 Potted Pets
- SCP-1526 Papers, Please
- SCP-1528 Finished With Lies(Collaboration with Raymond Llama) with Experiment Log 1528
- SCP-1559 Birdsoul In Your House
- SCP-1571 Keeper of Treasures(Collaboration with Researcher Zyn)
- SCP-1572 Root Map
- SCP-1573 Kids These Days
- SCP-1574 Searching…
- SCP-1576 Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
- SCP-1583 It Only Makes Us Stronger
- SCP-1591 Fallen Star
- SCP-1608 Yu-Kaing
- SCP-1611 Guarded Apartment
- SCP-1613 The Spoken Fool
- SCP-1624 Heartworms
- SCP-1628 Storage Tunnel #1812
- SCP-1630 Human Food Pyramid
- SCP-1636 The Principal Skinner
- SCP-1651 Carnival Prize
- SCP-1673 Friendly Graveyard
- SCP-1683 Moonstuck Bedroom(Collaboration with Researcher Voct)
- SCP-1684 Viral Realty
- SCP-1699 Inferior Volcano
- SCP-1723 Radio Intercepting Woman
- SCP-1724 Soul Meter
- SCP-1725 Servant Enhancements
- SCP-1727 Auto-Heaven
- SCP-1738 Phobia Sampler
- SCP-1767 An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center
- SCP-1796 TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS
- SCP-1799 Mr. Laugh
- SCP-1833 Class of '76
- SCP-1837 Acid Mop
- SCP-1841 So Much To See, So Much Unseen
- SCP-1853 Performance Enhancer
- SCP-1865 TaoTao(Collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
- SCP-1872 Vehicular Laser Pointer
- SCP-1894 Crash Course Diet
- SCP-1901 Elvis Lives
- SCP-1908 Mr. Soap
- SCP-1929 Down To Earth
- SCP-1938 Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank
- SCP-1957 Cleanliness
- SCP-1967 Shortcuts
- SCP-1976 Father and Son
- SCP-1992 Indecisive Mobile Home(Collaboration with General Harland)
- SCP-1996 Tourist Trap
- SCP-2082 Elephas cryophilus
- SCP-2083 Hoboken Bunion Emergency
- SCP-2088 MC&D Center
- SCP-2199 Out of the Frying Pan
- SCP-2253 The Alcohol Republic
- SCP-2281 Backseat Driver(Collaboration with Doctor Cimmerian)
- SCP-2322 Being Shirley Gillespie
- SCP-2379 Roach Motel
- SCP-2407 Learned Helplessness(Collaboration with Agent Lament)
- SCP-2444 Flea Circus
- SCP-2489 A Political Machine
- SCP-2507 A Web Of Cliques
- SCP-2594 Extradimensional Waiting Room(Collaboration with Researcher
LilyFlower)
- SCP-2600 The Empty Box(Part of the SCP-2000 contest!)
- SCP-2799 The Navigator(Collaboration with Garrett ███████)
- SCP-2805 Disney On Ice
- SCP-2849 Insect Hospital(Collaboration with Researcher
Sirens)
- SCP-2876 Dream A Little Dream
- SCP-2895 Stingy
- SCP-2969 Language Hoarder
- SCP-3006 Twice The Number One
- SCP-3245 Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
- SCP-3482 Nature Versus Naturalization(Collaboration with Dr. K. Stuff)
- SCP-3535 Casus Lignum
- SCP-3639 Whataboots
- SCP-3746 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀(collaboration with The Rounderhouse)
- SCP-3792 Up In Smoke
- SCP-3776 Camp Nimrod
- SCP-3831 Can't Call Out
- SCP-3861 Self-Reflection
- SCP-4120 A Good Boy
- SCP-4326 Honeymooners
- SCP-4572 Trumpvoid
- SCP-4480 The Snake Doctor(collaboration with Researcher Calvin)
- SCP-4484 StreamSavers
- SCP-4540 History, Together
- SCP-4697 Dropping Off The Kids
- SCP-1927-EX The Farnsworth Effect(Collaboration with Researcher Chevrolet)
- SCP-2600-EX Furred Trout
- SCP-2600-CU The Cutest Little Thing
- SCP-015-J Just Really Misunderstood
- SCP-025-J Liquid SCP Foundation
- SCP-800-J American Football
- SCP-1622-J No Object Class Whatsoever(Collaboration with Baron Von Silberescher)
- SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
- SCP-2600-J Bicycle Mafia
- SCP-5200-J Just Say NO!!!
- SCP-7800-J The Five-Second Rule
- SCP-8231-J Super Flying T-Rex(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
- SCP-Jaguar-J Researcher Hutchin's Incredible Automobile
Canons Created
Guides Written
Extra-Community SCP Sites Guide
Foundation Tales:
Tale | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Comment | Tags |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
New Technical Issues | 216 | 208 | 22 Mar 2012 19:21 | 28 Nov 2019 14:45 | agent-green collaboration director-moose doctor-bright doctor-clef researcher-james researcher-rosen tale |
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen | 77 | 6 | 01 Apr 2012 21:35 | 04 Oct 2019 03:49 | researcher-rosen tale |
Life and Death | 31 | 6 | 02 May 2012 22:09 | 03 May 2012 02:19 | mister tale |
Don't Forget | 120 | 30 | 01 Jun 2012 15:06 | 11 Feb 2019 22:07 | tale |
Decomm Anon | 118 | 26 | 28 Jun 2012 06:51 | 26 Dec 2014 01:07 | tale |
The Day the Clown Cried | 11 | 9 | 01 Jul 2012 05:03 | 14 Feb 2016 21:08 | mister tale |
Homeowners | 40 | 8 | 02 Jul 2012 19:32 | 12 May 2013 05:40 | tale |
Transparent | 44 | 11 | 02 Jul 2012 21:03 | 25 Aug 2018 12:36 | dr-wondertainment mister tale |
Letter from the North | 30 | 9 | 07 Jul 2012 10:30 | 13 Dec 2012 09:07 | tale |
Diary of a Young Girl | 241 | 57 | 10 Jul 2012 09:36 | 11 Sep 2019 00:53 | tale |
One Last Ride | 24 | 16 | 18 Jul 2012 06:25 | 20 Jul 2012 00:04 | tale |
Warm Memories | 10 | 6 | 22 Jul 2012 02:27 | 13 Dec 2012 09:11 | tale |
First Seed | 43 | 15 | 10 Aug 2012 23:55 | 16 Aug 2012 12:37 | chaos-insurgency tale |
Individuality | 72 | 15 | 20 Sep 2012 13:43 | 13 Dec 2012 09:17 | tale |
Obsession's Price | 29 | 13 | 24 Sep 2012 01:19 | 27 Mar 2015 20:06 | tale |
The Last Word | 27 | 24 | 21 Oct 2012 22:02 | 06 Nov 2012 08:26 | hc2012 tale |
Seasons Pass | 67 | 18 | 29 Oct 2012 23:19 | 07 Nov 2012 05:38 | tale |
Olympia | 40 | 12 | 13 Nov 2012 00:09 | 08 May 2016 01:08 | olympia tale |
Anomalous Incidents | 56 | 15 | 28 Nov 2012 00:11 | 28 Nov 2012 23:43 | doctor-roget tale |
Timing | 22 | 7 | 10 Dec 2012 05:44 | 07 Jul 2019 16:24 | dr-wondertainment mister tale |
Group of Interest Format:
Tale | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Comment | Tags |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
UIU File: 1948-019 | 38 | 7 | 06 Jul 2014 04:57 | 17 Apr 2017 16:43 | goi2014 goi-format unusual-incidents-unit |
Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001 | 52 | 8 | 23 Feb 2016 20:31 | 09 Mar 2016 05:42 | aiad broken-god goi-format manna-charitable-foundation mtf2016 |
ALEXYLVA PUBLICATION ARCHIVE - NEWSPRINT | 67 | 21 | 04 Apr 2017 21:39 | 24 May 2019 10:04 | alexylva goi-format oneiroi |
#IsItWeirdThatIWantToFuckTheShark? | 35 | 15 | 01 Jul 2019 03:55 | 29 Jul 2019 16:34 | adult co-authored collab-con2019 goi-format oneiroi shark-punching-center |
Essays:
Tale | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Comment | Tags |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
History Of The Universe: Part One | 299 | 74 | 17 Feb 2013 21:37 | 23 Oct 2018 02:29 | essay |
Supplementary Material | 21 | 4 | 17 Feb 2013 21:37 | 10 Aug 2013 12:37 | essay |
History Of The Universe Hub | 60 | 55 | 17 Feb 2013 21:37 | 22 Oct 2019 23:57 | essay hub |
History Of The Universe: Part Two | 214 | 39 | 24 Feb 2013 05:09 | 30 May 2019 04:40 | essay |
History Of The Universe: Part Three | 204 | 43 | 03 Mar 2013 23:41 | 12 Jun 2016 03:17 | essay |
History Of The Universe: Part Four | 193 | 39 | 24 Mar 2013 18:06 | 21 Apr 2015 12:07 | essay |
A Brief History Of SCP-RU | 53 | 14 | 09 Oct 2013 11:38 | 10 Jan 2014 18:44 | essay |
A Brief History Of SCP-KO | 43 | 16 | 30 Oct 2013 03:09 | 28 Mar 2018 15:53 | essay |
An Interview With "The Administrator" | 127 | 10 | 12 Mar 2014 22:24 | 25 May 2016 10:41 | essay |
A Brief History Of Foundation RP | 42 | 9 | 18 Mar 2014 00:08 | 28 Mar 2015 09:04 | essay |
History Of The Universe: Part Five | 176 | 59 | 24 Apr 2014 04:03 | 11 May 2019 12:45 | essay |
Roget's SCP Writing Walkthrough | 79 | 23 | 03 Feb 2017 20:43 | 30 Jan 2018 05:56 | essay |
Contest Entries:
Five Questions:(Won!)
SCP-2600 - The Empty Box
Bicycle Mafia In: Goodbye, Galaxy!(deleted)
Basically said everything I had to say about a dystopian SCP world in lolFoundation
Didn't finish entry on time, ended up becoming Document-017-1
SCP-2696 - Till Death Do Us Part(deleted)
Mobile Task Force Contest(Team Won!)
Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001
Didn't enter, but It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! was a winning entry!
Twice The Number One my SCP-3000 contest entry.
Also a mod over at the Wanderers Library and a retired owner/Admin of Origins, so you can ask him about those things if you feel the need to.