Dr. MacWarren attending a conference meeting inside the Site-98 boardroom.
General Information
Name: Connor Barton MacWarren
Age: 36 years old
Marital Status: Single
Security Clearance Level: Level 4
Academic Credentials:
Ph.D in Theoretical Physics
Master's degree in Mechanical Engineering
Assigned Locations: Site-17, Site-19, and Site-98
Position: Former field researcher specializing in Astroparticle Physics and String Cosmology, Currently appointed as the Head of the Department of Extradimensional Anomalies
History
Dr. MacWarren was drafted in by the Foundation after the publication of his work involving dimensional abstractions and spacetime supersymmetry and its general applications to the development of emerging technologies. Initially hesitant, Dr. MacWarren eventually warmed up to the idea of the Foundation recruitment drive as a recognition of his abilities and intelligence. As a former marine, Dr. MacWarren retired early to focus on his studies as the Marine Corps. was quote "very mean to me."
While under the Foundation, Dr. MacWarren was host to an anomalous entity that followed him at all times and wherever he went. While most staff feared and were disturbed by the being's presence, Dr. MacWarren did not pay much attention to the entity and did not appear to be concerned by it.
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While the entity was initially deemed a danger to Foundation personnel, Dr. MacWarren elected to confront the anomaly by himself; figuring that the entity wanted something from him as it kept on following him around.
Eventually, the entity was later captured by Dr. MacWarren himself and used as his personal assistant in matters concerning his work.
SCPs Filing List
This following list contains various anomalous items, events, and entities cataloged, researched, or that Dr. MacWarren had significant involvement with.
Darker and deeper does the descent go.
+122 · 59 comments
05 Jul 2018 07:35
| Page |
SCP-4099 |
Title |
We Die in The Dark |
| Rating |
+122 |
Notes |
Entry for the SCP-4000 Contest |
| Published |
05 Jul 2018 07:35 |
Article Number |
1 |
| Summary |
The O5 Council finds the coordinates to a facility that may or may not be involved with the SCP Foundation. They send a task force to investigate the area. It doesn't go well. |
| Quote |
"This is a job that, I feel not even I am capable of doing." |
| Last comment |
#59 from  SovietVal on 07 Nov 2020 22:55 |
There are witches in these woods.
+26 · 17 comments
03 Oct 2018 11:21
| Page |
SCP-4530 |
Title |
And Into The Woods We Go |
| Rating |
+26 |
Notes |
First attempt at trying to make something creepy? |
| Published |
03 Oct 2018 11:21 |
Article Number: |
2 |
| Summary |
Just stay the fuck away from the forest and don't have any kids. |
| Quote |
An Aradia Event is an event wherein five children (ages between 3 to 14) are randomly selected across a localized region that prompts them to wake up at a certain time (in some cases, at approximately 3:00 AM), leave their homes and walk to the location of SCP-4530. |
| Last comment |
#17 from  Connor MacWarren on 14 May 2020 19:37 |
Excelsior, muthafucka.
+29 · 27 comments
28 Nov 2018 03:21
| Page |
SCP-4912 |
Title |
With Great Power |
| Rating |
+29 |
Notes |
Tried to do something in memory of a great man. |
| Published |
28 Nov 2018 03:21 |
Article Number: |
3 |
| Summary |
It's not the suit that makes the man. |
| Quote |
Close inspection of SCP-4912's "eyes" revealed them to leak a watery, saline solution. This solution has been chemically analyzed to be of similar composition to that of human tears. |
| Last comment |
#27 from  Shadeslayer on 23 Dec 2020 21:03 |
There's a reason these things didn't go up in the market.
+52 · 5 comments
29 Dec 2018 10:21
| Page |
SCP-4880 |
Title |
Chewin' Gum |
| Rating |
+52 |
Notes |
First attempt at the expansion of the GoI known as "Sugracomb Confectionary". |
| Published |
29 Dec 2018 10:21 |
Article Number: |
4 |
| Summary |
If you thought swallowing your gum on accident was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. |
| Quote |
"I don't care how you get rid of them, just dump it somewhere else." |
| Last comment |
#5 from  MaliceAforethought on 03 Oct 2019 13:47 |
OC donut steal.
+51 · 23 comments
30 Jan 2019 15:20
| Page |
SCP-4606 |
Title |
"Deimos" |
| Rating |
+51 |
Notes |
Entry for the Cliche-con. |
| Published |
30 Jan 2019 15:20 |
Article Number: |
5 |
| Summary |
Because SCP-2006 needed a brother. |
| Quote |
SCP-4606 agrees to SCP-076-2's challenge and tackles him into a portal in the ground. |
| Last comment |
#23 from  Draven Addams on 11 Dec 2020 14:07 |
Always wash your hands after using the restroom.
+95 · 17 comments
24 Feb 2019 15:30
| Page |
SCP-4749 |
Title |
Demoniacal Paper Towel Dispenser |
| Rating |
+95 |
Notes |
Definitely one of my better articles. |
| Published |
24 Feb 2019 15:30 |
Article Number: |
6 |
| Summary |
Ever touched the toilet bowl of a public restroom before? Me neither. |
| Quote |
rot with me in hell. |
| Last comment |
#17 from  N_Aepic_Fael on 12 Mar 2020 14:52 |
Like father, like son.
+32 · 10 comments
16 Apr 2019 15:18
| Page |
SCP-4435 |
Title |
Sins of the Father |
| Rating |
+32 |
Notes |
I wrote this in the midst of a nervous breakdown. |
| Published |
16 Apr 2019 15:18 |
Article Number: |
7 |
| Summary |
Family is forever… and ever. |
| Quote |
It's hard, you know? It's hard- hard trying to live up to someone's expectations. To their standard of excellence. But you try anyway. You try and you try and you try and you try again but it isn't enough. It's never going to be enough for them. You have to be something that is just- just so high up there, that you can't see the bottom anymore. |
| Last comment |
#10 from  Zesc on 29 Feb 2020 18:53 |
"Why do birds… suddenly appear?"
+47 · 10 comments
25 May 2019 13:43
Think the Earth is flat? Think again.
+33 · 12 comments
18 Jul 2019 16:48
| Page |
SCP-4271 |
Title |
Silicon Valley |
| Rating |
+33 |
Notes |
First attempt at expanding an idea about the Hollow Earth theory. |
| Published |
18 Jul 2019 16:48 |
Article Number: |
9 |
| Summary |
THEY CAME FROM BENEATH THE SURFACE! |
| Quote |
Aerial reconnaissance of the incident revealed that after the creature fell back into the crevice within SCP-4271, six irregularly shaped humanoid entities covered in dark, crystalline structures were seen around the walls of the fissure as it closed up. |
| Last comment |
#12 from Connor MacWarren on 19 Jul 2019 18:57 |
AKA: An original concept that's highly rated.
+275 · 45 comments
23 Aug 2019 17:57
| Page |
SCP-4192 |
Title |
As Above |
| Rating |
+275 |
Notes |
 TheeSherm did a reading of it on his channel! |
| Published |
23 Aug 2019 17:57 |
Article Number: |
10 |
| Summary |
Basically Inception, but on a really, really , really, REALLY small scale. |
| Quote |
SCP-4192 refers to the nucleus of a single Hydrogen atom that emits radio waves at random intervals. |
| Last comment |
#45 from  Ralliston on 13 Jan 2021 15:21 |
Boo.
+50 · 6 comments
10 Sep 2019 22:55
| Page |
SCP-4973 |
Title |
Dead Men Walking |
| Rating |
+50 |
Notes |
I worked way too hard on this for such a small payoff |
| Published |
10 Sep 2019 22:55 |
Article Number: |
11 |
| Summary |
Ever wonder how a containment breach even starts? |
| Quote |
"Nah. I don't think I will. All this time and you never realized it. God, that look on your face when you find out its been right under your noses this whole time." |
| Last comment |
#6 from  Andrew Murphy on 11 Dec 2020 00:43 |
What will you be remembered for?
+47 · 17 comments
14 Oct 2019 16:16
| Page |
SCP-4622 |
Title |
Requiem |
| Rating |
+47 |
Notes |
This one was pretty personal. |
| Published |
14 Oct 2019 16:16 |
Article Number: |
12 |
| Summary |
Nothing matters. None of it does in the end, anyway. |
| Quote |
"They fear the uncertainty of the end. Deep down, they know, they know that nothing they do will matter. They won't be remembered for the things that made them who they are, the things that shaped them to be." |
| Last comment |
#17 from  Pmentel1018 on 06 Jan 2020 19:56 |
The past can't always stay buried.
+65 · 25 comments
30 Nov 2019 21:15
| Page |
SCP-4469 |
Title |
Memory Shovel |
| Rating |
+65 |
Notes |
This one just had a cool picture so I made this up on the spot. |
| Published |
30 Nov 2019 21:15 |
Article Number: |
13 |
| Summary |
A shovel helps you recover lost things. |
| Quote |
When used with the corresponding individual, SCP-4469 will unearth an object that the individual had lost or forgotten about, these items often hold a high degree of emotional and personal connection to the individual. |
| Last comment |
#25 from  DrScaramouche on 16 Dec 2020 18:17 |
Current Projects
The following information contains various duties and projects that Dr. MacWarren is currently assigned to.
- Wake up at 10:00 sharp. Make it a habit ~ Finished
- Buy new shoes ~ DONE
- Be an expert at quantum physics and abstract algebra to solve Szurkoff's conjecture and Orton's equation. ~ Semi-Completed. I'll finish Orton's equation when I have the time.
- Report Dr. Joe Reth for meme crimes ~ Complaint pending.
- Feed Mochi ~ Done. I should probably stop feeding her those biscuits.
