Dr. K. Stuff's Personnel File
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You made it to my author page! I, DarkStuffDarkStuff, have created three successful articles at some point. By the time you are reading this, I might have made more. This author page is probably gonna be very bare for a while, and you're gonna have to just wait for me to put more effort into it. Yay!

Get It? DarkStuff? Dr. K. Stuff? Ha Ha I'm So Funny Ha Ha

Where getting a sandbox felt like an accomplishment, getting an author's page feels far, far greater. It feels honorific. I have accomplished something, it says to me. I am slowly becoming a more involved member of this community. Where I might not be the quickest of writers, when I write I put my heart and soul into it. And this has earned me an author's page. It feels so damn good.

I am much more of a brainstormer than I am a writer though, and thus I have ideas far faster than I have works of art to showcase them. I mean, having been a member since 2012, I have made only three articles. To be fair, I had only tried at the very beginning of that and had only started to get back into the swing of things maybe… late last year? Sorry, thinking in terms of school years. Early last year (2016 for those reading from the future!). Writing out something I am comfortable with uploading takes a long time. Why is this?

Well, flow. Mostly flow. When I write, it is stream of consciousness. If I have to stop and think about what I am going to write in the middle of a roll, it halts all progress. I need my flow. Thus, first drafts are (since I don't want to stop writing when I start) very much what I call "barfing out an idea". Barfing is when you just need to get this down and you don't have time to stop and think about the small things, like clinical tone for example. Flow is very much required when I am writing. This also makes going back and revising it very tedious for me, there is no constant flow when finding small thinks to revise. Thus, I have massive author blindness. I will start reading it and my brain goes back to flow mode, where I lose all critical thinking.

This is why critiquing is important to me. I don't think a cold post of mine could ever, ever work. Not with all the experience in the world. That's just not how my brain works. My pieces go through a lot of critiquing before they get posted, always in excess of a month. That combined with the fact that I have a life outside of this site (not saying other people don't) makes it take forever for me to crank out a work of mine. You would think this would mean that when they do get posted they're phenomenal, but that's not the case, mostly because in the grand scheme of things I am a fairly inexperienced writer.

Writing tales is, admittedly, easier for me. At the time of writing, I have not written a tale, but stream of consciousness works far better for those. Doesn't mean they don't need revising, but I like how the flow goes. If my writing is flowing, probably means the reader is flowing as well. Still fine tuning this, but you know, practice makes (near) perfect.

Anyways, I will probably have another section in here somewhere where I talk more about myself. I think I am an interesting individual. In fact, everyone is. Every single person on this planet is interesting and unique and worth knowing. However, I know myself the best, so it is easiest for me to write about me. Also, on the off chance that anyone is interested, they can go peek into my personality (if you haven't already gathered some stuff by the way I talk and write).

Enjoy My Author's Page!!
And hopefully my articles too!

I Will One Day Write a Character as Complex as I Know Myself to Be

I hope that doesn't sound… entitled. But I know myself like I know nobody else, and my other goal outside of the writing community is to know someone else to the degree that I know myself. I guess that would have to be a romantic partner, wouldn't it. Hmm.

For serious though, I want to be documented so that people may know me and share feelings with me and be chummy with me and yaddah yaddah yaddah, also I have a fear of being forgotten and having a permanent record of my experiences would be a lot of closure to me, and the best place I could think of putting this where people may read it and converse with me about it is on a respected writing site. You don't have to read if you don't want, and the more I think about it the more selfish and entitled it sounds, it really isn't. I just want to connect with the community and my fellow humans.

Diary / Journal / Blag Type Thing (Rarely Updated)


Misc. Skips

SCP-1549 - [S] - In Absence of a Perfect Medium
[30 Jan 2018 20:58] [+103] [Comments: 22] [Last Comment: 23 Jan 2019 06:30]

SCP-2728 - [E] - On the Barcelona Skyline
[23 Jul 2016 05:49] [+140] [Comments: 27] [Last Comment: 22 Apr 2018 04:05]

SCP-2729 - [E] - What is it Good For? (was In My Final Moments)
[12 Oct 2017 04:04] [+93] [Comments: 28] [Last Comment: 09 Dec 2018 01:59]

SCP-2983 - [E] - Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™ by Dr. Wondertainment (or How the Foundation Accidentally Made the World a Slightly Better Place)
[20 Oct 2018 03:58] [+61] [Comments: 14] [Last Comment: 30 Dec 2018 06:46]

SCP-3018 - [S] - France & the Tale of the Well-Intentioned Understudies
[24 May 2017 16:28] [+95] [Comments: 24] [Last Comment: 10 May 2018 18:22]

SCP-3379 - [E] - D-11424 & the Arctic Meat Hole of Infinite Wonders
[20 Mar 2018 04:45] [+190] [Comments: 43] [Last Comment: 17 Jan 2019 20:43]

SCP-3465 - [T] - Better Safe Than Sorry
[03 Mar 2018 06:32] [+107] [Comments: 22] [Last Comment: 10 Jan 2019 00:36]

SCP-3466 - [E] - Only Birdbrains Live the American Dream
[10 Feb 2018 17:20] [+175] [Comments: 35] [Last Comment: 06 Nov 2018 23:36]

SCP-3633 - [E] - I'm Right Behind Me
[13 Mar 2018 19:08] [+124] [Comments: 33] [Last Comment: 14 Oct 2018 05:08]

SCP-3713 - [K] - All the World's a Stage
[06 Mar 2018 03:22] [+141] [Comments: 32] [Last Comment: 20 Jan 2019 17:18]

SCP-4006 - [T] - #MassaTruthetts
[11 Jul 2018 08:03] [+232] [Comments: 52] [Last Comment: 30 Jan 2019 17:39]

SCP-4029 - [K] - Too Many Legs to be Going Nowhere
[13 Oct 2018 22:33] [+82] [Comments: 6] [Last Comment: 15 Jan 2019 03:58]

SCP-4455 - [K] - In Short…
[14 Oct 2018 19:09] [+109] [Comments: 12] [Last Comment: 15 Feb 2019 18:55]

SCP-4466 - [E] - Why the Long Face?
[02 Nov 2018 17:49] [+117] [Comments: 24] [Last Comment: 11 Dec 2018 18:00]


[26 Jan 2018 17:56] [+19] [Comments: 5] [Last Comment: 28 Jan 2018 19:23]

Sometimes I Wish This Moment Could Last Forever
[23 Oct 2017 04:18] [+44] [Comments: 15] [Last Comment: 24 Oct 2017 14:48]

Waiting on the Good Times
[27 Dec 2017 21:59] [+23] [Comments: 8] [Last Comment: 18 Mar 2018 08:17]

Forever Young
[26 Jan 2018 16:51] [+13] [Comments: 2] [Last Comment: 22 Feb 2018 13:36]

[23 Oct 2017 23:36] [+60] [Comments: 22] [Last Comment: 27 Nov 2017 01:23]

The Consequences of a Deep, Dark Disassociation
[01 Nov 2017 13:49] [+41] [Comments: 10] [Last Comment: 06 Jul 2018 23:26]


[10 Dec 2017 07:19] [+65] [Comments: 7] [Last Comment: 13 Sep 2018 18:22]

We Just Make Toys
[10 Dec 2017 07:19] [+68] [Comments: 11] [Last Comment: 21 Dec 2018 01:43]

To Think I've Spent My Whole Life Waiting
[11 Dec 2017 15:13] [+43] [Comments: 11] [Last Comment: 27 Nov 2018 19:20]

I Don't Get It, I Functioned Before
[13 Dec 2017 08:19] [+40] [Comments: 6] [Last Comment: 13 Dec 2017 20:47]

You Can't Win Them All
[15 Dec 2017 16:07] [+27] [Comments: 4] [Last Comment: 16 Dec 2017 13:20]

Be Strange or Be Forgotten
[17 Dec 2017 16:39] [+31] [Comments: 7] [Last Comment: 22 Feb 2018 18:22]

Sometimes the Best Intentions are in Need of Redemption
[25 Jan 2018 06:13] [+24] [Comments: 4] [Last Comment: 25 Jan 2018 23:18]

Life's a Show
[17 Dec 2017 16:39] [+27] [Comments: 5] [Last Comment: 01 Dec 2018 23:57]

...And I'm the Star!
[05 Jan 2018 02:29] [+40] [Comments: 4] [Last Comment: 06 Aug 2018 21:58]

Back in Habit
[13 Aug 2018 17:35] [+18] [Comments: 5] [Last Comment: 07 Sep 2018 02:10]

Pepper's Lament
[19 Aug 2018 18:07] [+27] [Comments: 6] [Last Comment: 20 Aug 2018 23:21]

Souls & Somas
[28 Aug 2018 13:56] [+29] [Comments: 2] [Last Comment: 29 Aug 2018 04:42]

Deceptive Cadence
[07 Sep 2018 13:45] [+20] [Comments: 2] [Last Comment: 07 Sep 2018 19:35]

And I Think To Myself...
[09 Jul 2018 03:03] [+31] [Comments: 6] [Last Comment: 20 Sep 2018 13:45]

Everything Will Be Okay
[09 Sep 2018 05:17] [+17] [Comments: 2] [Last Comment: 09 Sep 2018 18:54]

Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining
[13 Sep 2018 20:47] [+23] [Comments: 7] [Last Comment: 19 Nov 2018 03:44]


Failed Ideas & Lessons Learned

Black Hole Church for a Black Hole Town

I Should Think Not

Anti-Foundation Crystals


The Throats of the Earth Hum & Howl

I brainstorm way more than I write. I will put summaries of ideas here, and when I start working on an idea I will put it in my sandbox in far deeper detail. If you like one of these ideas and wanna see it done, like, I dunno, you can… ask me… to write it yourself… I don't remember where I was going with this but I wanted a fatter beginning paragraph because a short one would look bad. Anyways…

Save Your Wishes for the Druids of Gaul

Funny Animals

Sorry, I'll Be Home Soon, I'm Out Having a Night With the Boys

Gamers Against Gamers Against Weed

Too Old for This Shit

Stuff from the Grave

Comments / Forum Posts That I Want To Save Forever

Or how I keep my ego up in times of low self-esteem.

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