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♫ Doctor Fullham's Author Page ♫


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ALRIGHT FUCKERS I HOPE Y'ALL READY

CUZ WE ABOUT TO GO FULL HAM

UP

IN

THIS

BINCH

Hey yo, it's ya boi Fullham. You can also call me Full-of-it, Hammy, DJ Hamhands, Hamsterdance…..call me whatever as long as it's not ████████ lmao 🤣💯 💦

MEAT the Author! AHAHAHAHAHA GET IT???!

A Cool Collection of Quirky Quotes, Fully Hammed!

A Hamtastic Harem of Holy Hogwash aka my writing!

Wow you don't even want to read my stuff, why'd you even come here then?

SCP-3608: "PTSD: Post-Traumatic Stress Dimension" (+73)

This was my first ever SCP, and it took me ages to write. The earliest drafts were a sad ripoff of SCP-093 and people were quick to tell me such. After two years of editing and polishing, it was finally to a point where I felt comfortable posting it in the fall of 2018.

As of 21/06/2020, I have done a fairly major rewrite and shaved off about 1500 words thanks to the lovely cybersqyd. Ve helped me trim the fat and cut out a lot of stuff that didn't really help the narrative, and for that ve has my eternal gratitude. MalyceGraves's advice also prompted me to remove every single blackbox on the page.

Fun fact: The original title was "The Living Dimension", which I changed to "Knock Knock Knockin' on Fear's Door" after the rewrites in 2020. Then, WarFang on IRC gave me the current, much better title.

Appx. word count: 6250