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Pure Originals

Pure Originals

SCP-3939

A multiple choice story.

+556 | 69 comments

15 Mar 2018 02:15

Page	SCP-3939	Title	[NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]
Rating	+556	Notes	March 2018 #2; most Offset pages (65)
Published	15 Mar 2018 02:15	Format screw?	Oh yeah

Summary	A multiple choice story in which you, ████ ████████, a disgraced researcher, must discover what SCP-3939 really is.
Quote	"I quit." he tells you. "I fucking quit. I'm done here. I'm done with you. I'm done with 3939. I'm done with the Foundation. I'm done with fuckers like you getting to Class 4. You'll make a great O5 someday, you know that? Fuck you. Fuck you, ████."

Last comment	#69 from Zekenator on 06 Jun 2019 16:49

SCP-3211

An antimemetic mindfuck.

+369 | 44 comments

15 Apr 2018 22:31

Page	SCP-3211	Title	There Is No Canon
Rating	+369	Notes	Longest SCP (by number of characters in the page source)
Published	15 Apr 2018 22:31	Format screw?	Hella

Summary	Hidden behind your phone or computer screen, you're usually safe from antimemetic SCPs. But 3211? No no no. 3211 is different.
Quote	By proceeding to read this document you acknowledge and accept that you are about to be exposed to an anomalous effect.

Last comment	#44 from Lambda Fairy on 03 Aug 2019 11:03

Collaborations

Collaborations

SCP-3790

With djkaktus

+279 | 70 comments

08 Jun 2018 17:28

Page	SCP-3790	Title	Department of Abnormalities
Rating	+279	Written with	djkaktus
Published	08 Jun 2018 17:28	Format screw?	No

Summary	At the end of a corridor, an elevator takes you to you a quiet, dark place.
Quote	A pedestal rests in the middle of the chamber. Four parallel lines in the dust, consistent with finger marks, imply that whatever was upon it has recently been removed.

Last comment	#70 from aismallard on 29 Jul 2019 20:02

Contest Entries

Contest Entries

Doomsday 2018

End of Death Hub

Written for the Doomsday Contest — 2nd place!

+337 | 48 comments

27 May 2018 17:44

Page	End of Death Hub	Written with	Captain Kirby, OthellotheCat and Veiedhimaedhr
Rating	+337	Written for	Doomsday Contest
Published	27 May 2018 17:44	Format screw?	No, but nice art

Summary	One day, people stopped dying. Joyce Michaels is pretty pissed off about it.
Quote	Scenario Designation: ΩK-Class. Likelihood: Near Impossible. Severity: Survivable.

Last comment	#48 from Marina Hayes on 07 Aug 2019 13:57

SCP-3984

Written for End of Death

+242 | 32 comments

19 May 2018 18:31

Page	SCP-3984	Title	Poking Death with a Stick
Rating	+242	Written for	End of Death
Published	19 May 2018 18:31	Format screw?	Yeah

Summary	When death breaks… poke it with a stick.
Quote	One round from a standard-issue security handgun was fired into the forehead of D-10273 by Dr. Young.

Last comment	#32 from Sanveron on 11 Jul 2019 22:03

ΩK

Written for End of Death

+158 | 12 comments

29 May 2018 18:11

Page	ΩK	Length	4688 words
Rating	+158	Written for	End of Death
Published	29 May 2018 18:11	Format screw?	It's a tale

Summary	It's the end of the world, but you still have to go to work in the morning.
Quote	"I just find it funny how this is a K-class scenario and all, but the mundane day-to-day stuff just carries on."

Last comment	#12 from CBriggs on 27 Mar 2019 14:45

Tales of the Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army

Written for End of Death

+122 | 15 comments

09 Jun 2018 05:57

Page	Tales of the Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army	Written with	Captain Kirby, OthellotheCat and Veiedhimaedhr
Rating	+122	Written for	End of Death
Published	09 Jun 2018 05:57	Format screw?	TALE

Summary	Three GoIs come together to discuss a long-term solution. Performed as a real chat and transcripted with only minor edits.
Quote	Young: Even I have to admit that we do have to retain some humanity for this to be marketable.

Last comment	#15 from Stone HRC on 06 Feb 2019 12:48

SCP OCT

Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To

Written for the SCP OCT

+38 | 4 comments

07 Sep 2018 17:56

Page	Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To	Written for	SCP OCT
Rating	+38	Devastated by	9Volt does not match any existing user name's Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike
Published	07 Sep 2018 17:56	Format screw?	TALE but actually, yes

Summary	████ ████████ has to needlessly prove a theory for the sake of setting up a workable plot.
Quote	You whip out your nuclear shotgun boomer plasma destruction kaboom big bang cannons and you fucking blitz the trilobite bastard with bullets and shrapnel and enough radiation to sterilise a planet.

Last comment	#4 from Gummy_Dragon on 07 Sep 2018 20:05

Other

Other

Earthworm Series Navigator

+9 | 2 comments

11 May 2018 01:48

Page	Earthworm Series Navigator	Page type	component
Rating	+9	Written in	CSS
Published	11 May 2018 01:48	Format screw?	Why not

Summary	A more decorative series navigator to replace cheap plaintext ones. Instructions for use are in the author comment.
Quote	.earthworm div:nth-child(2).no a, .earthworm a[href="/"] { color: #333; text-decoration: none; cursor: text; pointer-events: none; }

Last comment	#2 from Croquembouche on 06 Oct 2018 03:24

cone

+95 | 19 comments

03 Jun 2018 05:54

Page	cone	Page type	Author
Rating	+95	Please rate	Please
Published	03 Jun 2018 05:54	Format screw?	Unsure

Summary	A collection of articles written by Croquembouche.
Quote	A collection of articles written by Croquembouche.

Last comment	#19 from Greyve on 22 Mar 2019 04:24

Site News Title Fetcher

+2 | 2 comments

13 Jun 2018 12:44

Page	Site News Title Fetcher	Page type	"component"
Rating	+2	Written in	Javascript
Published	13 Jun 2018 12:44	Format screw?	No

Summary	A tool to automagically fetch SCP titles to make it easier to update the Site News.
Quote	if(list.scps[j].toUpperCase() == splits[0].toUpperCase()) { vlog("Found a match for " + list.scps[j] + " (" + splits[1] + ")"); list.lines[j] = list.lines[j].replace("%%actual-title%%",splits[1]); };

Last comment	#2 from DrMagnus on 13 Jun 2018 13:01

ListPages Magic and You

+76 | 9 comments

11 Aug 2018 02:22

Page	ListPages Magic and You	Page type	"Guide"
Rating	+76	Written in	English
Published	11 Aug 2018 02:22	Format screw?	No

Summary	A guide to using ListPages both for Listing Pages and doing LPT.
Quote	Don't have a clue what any of that means? That's fine — that's what this guide is for.

Last comment	#9 from Rounderhouse on 17 Feb 2019 04:17

Anderson Robotics Theme

+28 | 6 comments

11 Sep 2018 00:53

Page	Anderson Robotics Theme	Page type	Theme
Rating	+28	Written in	CSS
Published	11 Sep 2018 00:53	Format screw?	Precursory to

Summary	The CSS theme for Anderson Robotics GOI-formats.
Quote	div[style="display: none;"] { display: block !important; }

Last comment	#6 from Jacob Conwell on 10 Dec 2018 00:19

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+ Other things the cone has done

• Suggested the interactive tag
• Created the site logo for Pride Month 2018
• JS Technical Staff (25th June 2018 — 18th Feb 2019)
• Made the banner for the GRU "P" Hub
• Suggested the theme tag
• Made a tool for checking which pages need the _image tag
• Assisted in the creation of an author page tool with W Asriel (documentation)
• Fixed the broken Staff Identification userscript
• Ported the Info module from JP/DE
• Technical Operational Staff (18th Feb 2019 — current)
• Helped make Black Highlighter
• Currently making an IRC bot (slowly!) (join #tars to follow the progress)

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