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Pure Originals

+373 | 61 comments

15 Mar 2018 02:15

Page	SCP-3939	Title	[NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]
Rating	+373	Notes	March 2018 #2; most Offset pages (65)
Published	15 Mar 2018 02:15	Format screw?	Oh yeah

Summary	A multiple choice story in which you, ████ ████████, a disgraced researcher, must discover what SCP-3939 really is.
Quote	"I quit." he tells you. "I fucking quit. I'm done here. I'm done with you. I'm done with 3939. I'm done with the Foundation. I'm done with fuckers like you getting to Class 4. You'll make a great O5 someday, you know that? Fuck you. Fuck you, ████."

Last comment	#61 from tapnek on 28 Aug 2018 02:19

SCP-3211

+192 | 29 comments

15 Apr 2018 22:31

Page	SCP-3211	Title	There Is No Canon
Rating	+192	Notes	2nd longest article (char count); 2nd highest rated Declassification
Published	15 Apr 2018 22:31	Format screw?	Hella

Summary	Hidden behind your phone or computer screen, you're usually safe from antimemetic SCPs. But 3211? No no no. 3211 is different.
Quote	By proceeding to read this document you acknowledge and accept that you are about to be exposed to an anomalous effect.

Last comment	#29 from tapnek on 25 Aug 2018 01:00

Page	SCP-3790	Title	Department of Abnormalities
Rating	+149	Written with	djkaktus!
Published	08 Jun 2018 17:28	Format screw?	No

Summary	At the end of a corridor, an elevator takes you to you a quiet, dark place.
Quote	A pedestal rests in the middle of the chamber. Four parallel lines in the dust, consistent with finger marks, imply that whatever was upon it has recently been removed.

Last comment	#51 from hillo315 on 13 Sep 2018 14:31

Contest Entries

End of Death Hub

+186 | 23 comments

27 May 2018 17:44

Page	End of Death Hub	Written with	Captain Kirby, OthellotheCat and Veiedhimaedhr!
Rating	+186	Written for	Doomsday Contest
Published	27 May 2018 17:44	Format screw?	No, but nice art

Summary	One day, people stopped dying. Joyce Michaels is pretty pissed off about it.
Quote	Scenario Designation: ΩK-Class. Likelihood: Near Impossible. Severity: Survivable.

Last comment	#23 from Croquembouche on 30 Jun 2018 21:57

SCP-3984

+159 | 27 comments

19 May 2018 18:31

Page	SCP-3984	Title	Poking Death with a Stick
Rating	+159	Written for	End of Death
Published	19 May 2018 18:31	Format screw?	Yeah

Summary	When death breaks… poke it with a stick.
Quote	One round from a standard-issue security handgun was fired into the forehead of D-10273 by Dr. Young.

Last comment	#27 from kiseruyoru on 15 Jul 2018 14:46

ΩK

+110 | 11 comments

29 May 2018 18:11

Page	ΩK	Length	4688 words
Rating	+110	Written for	End of Death
Published	29 May 2018 18:11	Format screw?	It's a tale

Summary	It's the end of the world, but you still have to go to work in the morning.
Quote	"I just find it funny how this is a K-class scenario and all, but the mundane day-to-day stuff just carries on."

Last comment	#11 from Weryllium on 21 Jun 2018 13:43

Tales Of The Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army

+81 | 12 comments

09 Jun 2018 05:57

Page	Tales Of The Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army	Written with	Captain Kirby, OthellotheCat and Veiedhimaedhr!
Rating	+81	Written for	End of Death
Published	09 Jun 2018 05:57	Format screw?	TALE

Summary	Three GoIs come together to discuss a long-term solution. Performed as a real chat and transcripted with only minor edits.
Quote	Young: Even I have to admit that we do have to retain some humanity for this to be marketable.

Last comment	#12 from Captain Kirby on 16 Sep 2018 21:07

Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To

+30 | 4 comments

07 Sep 2018 17:56

Page	Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To	Written for	SCP OCT
Rating	+30	Devastated by	9Volt's Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike
Published	07 Sep 2018 17:56	Format screw?	TALE but actually, yes

Summary	████ ████████ has to needlessly prove a theory for the sake of setting up a workable plot.
Quote	You whip out your nuclear shotgun boomer plasma destruction kaboom big bang cannons and you fucking blitz the trilobite bastard with bullets and shrapnel and enough radiation to sterilise a planet.

Last comment	#4 from Gummy_Dragon on 07 Sep 2018 20:05

Other

Earthworm Series Navigator

+6 | 1 comments

11 May 2018 01:48

Page	Earthworm Series Navigator	Page type	component
Rating	+6	Written in	CSS
Published	11 May 2018 01:48	Format screw?	Why not

Summary	A more decorative series navigator to replace cheap plaintext ones. Instructions for use are in the author comment.
Quote	.earthworm div:nth-child(2).no a, .earthworm a[href="/"] { color: #333; text-decoration: none; cursor: text; pointer-events: none; }

Last comment	#1 from Croquembouche on 11 May 2018 01:49

cone

+62 | 17 comments

03 Jun 2018 05:54

Page	cone	Page type	Author
Rating	+62	Please rate	Please
Published	03 Jun 2018 05:54	Format screw?	Unsure

Summary	A collection of articles written by Croquembouche.
Quote	A collection of articles written by Croquembouche.

Last comment	#17 from MaliceAforethought on 09 Sep 2018 00:19

Site News Title Fetcher

+2 | 2 comments

13 Jun 2018 12:44

Page	Site News Title Fetcher	Page type	"component"
Rating	+2	Written in	Javascript
Published	13 Jun 2018 12:44	Format screw?	No

Summary	A tool to automagically fetch SCP titles to make it easier to update the Site News.
Quote	if(list.scps[j].toUpperCase() == splits[0].toUpperCase()) { vlog("Found a match for " + list.scps[j] + " (" + splits[1] + ")"); list.lines[j] = list.lines[j].replace("%%actual-title%%",splits[1]); };

Last comment	#2 from DrMagnus on 13 Jun 2018 13:01

ListPages Magic and You

+45 | 8 comments

11 Aug 2018 02:22

Page	ListPages Magic and You	Page type	"Guide"
Rating	+45	Written in	English
Published	11 Aug 2018 02:22	Format screw?	No

Summary	A guide to using ListPages both for Listing Pages and doing LPT.
Quote	Don't have a clue what any of that means? That's fine — that's what this guide is for.