POI-3212 "Cerastes"
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The true genius shudders at incompleteness — imperfection — and usually prefers silence to saying the something which is not everything that should be said.


Hello, and welcome to my humble abode. Cerastes here, formerly DrLycus. Why'd I change my name? I saw a really cool snake and decided to change it. Additionally, I felt it was time to shed the Doctor designation, as I made that way back when I first joined the site, and thought it would be cool to be like all the senior staff.

But you're not here to read me talking about myself. You're here to see all my accomplishments and read about me talking about how great I am at writing.


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Latest comment: PeacefulMauve at 25 Nov 2019 18:55
Last edited: Cerastes at 23 Oct 2019 04:14

Item #: SCP-1322-J Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-1322-J is effectively self-containing, minimal security is required. The break room is to be shut down indefinitely and...
tags: artifact cliche2019 compulsion indestructible joke safe scp

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Latest comment: Cerastes at 16 Oct 2019 23:57
Last edited: Cerastes at 29 Sep 2019 20:20

SCP-2212-J after selling a Henokan anomaly class to Researcher Jack ███. Item #: SCP-2212-J Object Class: Available for only twelve payments of $1499.99! Special Containment Procedures: Anyone found...
tags: esoteric-class exchange humanoid joke sapient scp sentient

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Latest comment: CallmeJordi at 17 Nov 2019 22:21
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 26 Nov 2019 14:13

Item #: SCP-4879 Object Class: Safe SCP-4879 upon recovery. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4879 is contained within a lead-lined box in a standard storage locker. Only D-Class personnel are...
tags: are-we-cool-yet mind-affecting safe scp sculpture


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Latest comment: Cerastes at 13 Oct 2019 08:25
Last edited: Cerastes at 29 Sep 2019 20:39

Excerpt of SCP-073 file: Subject has professed to having a photographic memory, remembering word-for-word all text in an eight-hundred-page dictionary that was flicked through in a minute and a half. ...
tags: tale

Who Remembers the Forgotten?
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Latest comment: beegyoshi at 19 Sep 2019 20:56
Last edited: Lt Flops at 19 Sep 2019 20:17

This world is fantastic and terrifying and wonderful. There are gods and monsters and heroes and villains. Living boats, giant serpents, sapient clouds, even dream-stalking beasts. One could be...
tags: pangloss tale

Dust and Shopper's Rewards
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Latest comment: Crashington at 05 Oct 2019 07:18
Last edited: Cerastes at 30 Sep 2019 18:21

In a time before time, when the tree of knowledge was planted and the Darkness Below was born, the creature that became the Scarlet King devoured his brothers and sisters, growing strong on the taste...
tags: scarlet-king tale

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Latest comment: ImpactWinter at 23 Oct 2019 15:37
Last edited: Cerastes at 02 Nov 2019 20:09

Item #: SCP-079 Object Class: Explained A photograph of SCP-079's keyboard. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-079 is to be disconnected and all components archived in General Storage at...
tags: tale

GOC, or that guy with a gun fetish
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Latest comment: HurrDurrMerrFerr at 01 Nov 2019 18:52
Last edited: aismallard at 30 Oct 2019 18:19

It was O5-10's first day, and he was nervous. Not that any of the security staff around him knew. To them he was one of the mysterious and semi-mythical members of the Overseer's Council, a shadowy...
tags: alexylva broken-god dado dr-wondertainment fifthist global-occult-coalition marshall-carter-and-dark nobody sarkic tale


POI-3212 "Cerastes"
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Latest comment: Cerastes at 24 Oct 2019 10:07
Last edited: Cerastes at 24 Oct 2019 18:51

The true genius shudders at incompleteness — imperfection — and usually prefers silence to saying the something which is not everything that should be said. Hello, and welcome to my humble abode....
tags: author


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