Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne's Personnel File
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Caterer Hyne preparing a 'Data Ex-Sponge Cake'.

Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne

Occupation: Preparation of consumables.

Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.

History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.

Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:

SCP Rating Comments Created
SCP-670 288 35 18 Aug 2011 22:49
SCP-737 164 32 20 Aug 2011 14:10
SCP-753 300 40 21 Aug 2011 14:03
SCP-777 124 22 22 Aug 2011 04:07
SCP-870 428 50 22 Aug 2011 18:47
SCP-846 432 61 24 Aug 2011 13:21
SCP-927 55 21 24 Aug 2011 22:21
SCP-993 1238 190 25 Aug 2011 20:05
SCP-779 158 33 01 Sep 2011 20:31
SCP-872 302 61 01 Oct 2011 00:29
SCP-929 54 19 08 Oct 2011 00:46
SCP-844 65 16 08 Oct 2011 03:24
SCP-849 73 24 08 Oct 2011 04:50
SCP-855 110 23 08 Oct 2011 11:32
SCP-857 170 29 08 Oct 2011 21:21
SCP-862 134 32 09 Oct 2011 21:54
SCP-875 114 15 10 Oct 2011 20:58
SCP-863 96 20 11 Oct 2011 21:15
SCP-918 175 38 12 Oct 2011 21:01
SCP-949 204 51 16 Oct 2011 21:39
SCP-1002 237 31 19 Oct 2011 20:53
SCP-1891 114 17 28 Oct 2011 14:56
SCP-1018 213 23 19 Nov 2011 23:00
SCP-1154 145 31 24 Jun 2012 01:34
SCP-1151 199 56 28 Jun 2012 03:25
SCP-1437 1104 151 25 Aug 2012 23:30
SCP-1603 191 26 09 Mar 2013 19:42
SCP-1312 473 78 10 Mar 2013 03:28
SCP-1592 123 17 10 Mar 2013 21:56
SCP-1607 183 38 11 Mar 2013 22:24
SCP-1944 181 38 14 Mar 2013 22:57
SCP-1319 338 54 17 Mar 2013 02:33
SCP-1279 197 48 18 Mar 2013 22:43
SCP-1593 98 21 26 Apr 2013 19:35
SCP-2384 209 33 14 Dec 2016 19:51
SCP-2391 160 27 15 Dec 2016 21:05
SCP-2874 313 31 17 Dec 2016 20:14
SCP-2536 81 16 19 Dec 2016 02:31
SCP-2452 56 17 20 Dec 2016 14:56
SCP-3207 97 13 02 Feb 2018 17:45
SCP-3318 253 32 04 Feb 2018 18:50
SCP-3134 31 3 07 Feb 2018 21:10
SCP-3843 127 13 12 Feb 2018 02:16
SCP-3127 277 35 15 Feb 2018 05:29
SCP-3422 94 7 17 Feb 2018 18:00
SCP-3587 49 6 18 Feb 2018 06:47
SCP-3271 90 5 19 Feb 2018 16:52
Tanhony's Proposal 532 60 22 Feb 2018 04:39
SCP-3166 496 66 24 Feb 2018 23:18
SCP-3255 71 8 26 Feb 2018 23:47
SCP-3135 131 14 28 Feb 2018 18:01
SCP-3149 103 17 02 Mar 2018 03:27
SCP-3936 345 28 03 Mar 2018 21:53
SCP-3151 36 6 11 Mar 2018 01:10
SCP-3160 240 21 11 Mar 2018 23:55
SCP-3179 171 16 13 Mar 2018 02:40
SCP-3182 75 10 15 Mar 2018 04:21
SCP-3186 178 22 15 Mar 2018 23:48
SCP-3172 69 4 17 Mar 2018 00:37
SCP-3890 295 36 18 Mar 2018 18:42
SCP-3411 43 17 25 Mar 2018 21:56
SCP-4993 101 4 04 Sep 2018 22:19
SCP-4156 151 21 04 Aug 2019 01:50
SCP-4162 155 14 05 Aug 2019 23:06
SCP-4419 64 8 06 Aug 2019 22:09
SCP-4183 262 36 07 Aug 2019 21:58
SCP-4254 43 4 09 Aug 2019 23:54
SCP-4972 180 30 10 Aug 2019 23:00
SCP-4506 74 4 11 Aug 2019 19:48
SCP-4609 92 12 12 Aug 2019 23:44
SCP-4278 81 11 13 Aug 2019 22:42
SCP-4263 122 13 14 Aug 2019 22:44
SCP-4240 203 24 15 Aug 2019 22:22
SCP-4342 42 22 17 Aug 2019 15:09
SCP-4395 58 12 18 Aug 2019 14:59
SCP-4317 69 24 21 Aug 2019 19:04
SCP-4365 102 15 29 Aug 2019 19:08
SCP-4407 43 7 01 Sep 2019 02:45
SCP-4296 131 25 06 Sep 2019 22:40
SCP-4974 112 29 08 Sep 2019 12:23
SCP-4438 121 25 05 Jan 2020 00:49
SCP-4892 124 20 06 Jan 2020 23:58
SCP-4861 190 22 07 Jan 2020 22:57
SCP-4473 59 8 08 Jan 2020 22:12
SCP-5000 1941 274 14 Jan 2020 18:58
SCP-5688 157 28 22 Feb 2020 00:27
SCP-5131 286 23 25 Feb 2020 19:29
SCP-5966 106 12 26 Feb 2020 21:50
SCP-5022 109 10 27 Feb 2020 20:24
SCP-5101 188 16 29 Feb 2020 01:27
SCP-5166 86 8 01 Mar 2020 20:00
SCP-5757 55 7 05 Mar 2020 18:16
SCP-5310 55 9 05 Mar 2020 22:41
SCP-5024 86 10 08 Mar 2020 14:27
SCP-5299 32 3 09 Mar 2020 23:00
SCP-5695 32 5 12 Mar 2020 19:35
SCP-5034 144 19 14 Mar 2020 15:12
SCP-5066 113 10 23 May 2020 20:12
SCP-5088 94 31 26 May 2020 01:25
Tanhony's Proposal II 185 38 27 May 2020 15:13
SCP-5190 42 28 28 May 2020 21:24
Ongoing Incident XK70: "Discovering SCP" 53 11 30 May 2020 15:01
SCP-5683 170 17 01 Jun 2020 13:05
SCP-5102 103 16 05 Jun 2020 01:29
SCP-5255 52 16 06 Jun 2020 21:34
SCP-5062 97 7 12 Jun 2020 23:52
SCP-5145 161 24 18 Jun 2020 21:01

Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:

Tale Rating Comments Created
3. Mr. Money 111 10 16 Sep 2011 15:56
9. Mr. Clumsy 120 16 22 Sep 2011 15:42
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation 46 17 01 Oct 2011 21:28
Behind the Scenes 205 25 04 Oct 2011 16:49
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries 62 8 05 Oct 2011 21:02
Recorded 37 15 08 Oct 2011 06:52
A Little Chat 24 6 22 Oct 2011 21:50
Welcome to the Future 156 18 25 Oct 2011 22:06
Shark Tale 20 23 26 Oct 2011 15:16
Communication Log Magenta 25 6 28 Oct 2011 21:30
Fun 18 8 16 Nov 2011 16:25
The Case of the Missing Hand 52 16 15 Jan 2012 00:12
Sudden Thoughts 23 14 26 Feb 2012 17:09
What Lies Ahead 91 36 24 Mar 2013 23:03
BobbleCon 2018 98 12 13 Feb 2018 03:06
The Night Beach 35 5 18 Feb 2018 19:35
The Revolution Will Be Televised 83 14 23 Feb 2018 21:11
Ooo ooo ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo 83 21 16 Aug 2019 23:17
BobbleCon 2020 36 8 14 Jun 2020 18:45

Caterer Hyne's Recipes:

Saturday Surprise

  • Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
  • One (1) green apple, no bruising
  • Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
  • Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'

Data Ex-Sponge Cake

  • One (1) sponge cake
  • One (1) marker pen
  • Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.

Tele-Kill Takeaway

  • One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
  • Two (2) tomatoes
  • One (1) carrot
  • Three (3) eggs

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  • Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
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