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Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne
Occupation: Preparation of consumables.
Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.
History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.
Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:
SCP-670 - Family of Cotton
SCP-737 - Hungry Train
SCP-753 - Automatic Artist
SCP-777 - Kingdom of Sand
SCP-779 - Brownies
SCP-844 - Crybaby
SCP-846 - Robo-Dude
SCP-849 - A Perfect Day
SCP-855 - The Film Hall
SCP-857 - Human-Based Ecosystem
SCP-862 - Rats
SCP-863 - Patchwork Crabs
SCP-870 - The Maybe There Monsters
SCP-872 - The Tattered Farmer
SCP-875 - War Criminals
SCP-918 - Baby Mill
SCP-927 - Contagious House
SCP-929 - The Cuckoo
SCP-949 - Wondertainment Land
SCP-958 - General-Beep
SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown
SCP-1002 - Demisers
SCP-1018 - The Thirst
SCP-1046 - Koulpoulomites
SCP-1891 - Constructeur
Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:
Caterer Hyne's Recipes:
Saturday Surprise
- Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
- One (1) green apple, no bruising
- Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
- Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'
Data Ex-Sponge Cake
- One (1) sponge cake
- One (1) marker pen
- Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.
Tele-Kill Takeaway
- One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
- Two (2) tomatoes
- One (1) carrot
- Three (3) eggs
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- Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
