Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne's Personnel File
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Caterer Hyne preparing a 'Data Ex-Sponge Cake'.

Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne

Occupation: Preparation of consumables.

Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.

History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.

Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:

SCP Rating Comments Created
SCP-670 274 35 18 Aug 2011 22:49
SCP-737 160 32 20 Aug 2011 14:10
SCP-753 289 38 21 Aug 2011 14:03
SCP-777 113 22 22 Aug 2011 04:07
SCP-870 406 49 22 Aug 2011 18:47
SCP-846 417 59 24 Aug 2011 13:21
SCP-927 55 21 24 Aug 2011 22:21
SCP-993 1162 188 25 Aug 2011 20:05
SCP-779 155 33 01 Sep 2011 20:31
SCP-872 292 61 01 Oct 2011 00:29
SCP-929 50 19 08 Oct 2011 00:46
SCP-844 58 16 08 Oct 2011 03:24
SCP-849 69 23 08 Oct 2011 04:50
SCP-855 101 23 08 Oct 2011 11:32
SCP-857 161 24 08 Oct 2011 21:21
SCP-862 127 32 09 Oct 2011 21:54
SCP-875 107 15 10 Oct 2011 20:58
SCP-863 91 20 11 Oct 2011 21:15
SCP-918 171 38 12 Oct 2011 21:01
SCP-949 195 50 16 Oct 2011 21:39
SCP-1002 227 31 19 Oct 2011 20:53
SCP-1891 108 17 28 Oct 2011 14:56
SCP-1018 201 23 19 Nov 2011 23:00
SCP-1154 135 31 24 Jun 2012 01:34
SCP-1151 188 56 28 Jun 2012 03:25
SCP-1437 1028 150 25 Aug 2012 23:30
SCP-1603 181 26 09 Mar 2013 19:42
SCP-1312 445 78 10 Mar 2013 03:28
SCP-1592 116 17 10 Mar 2013 21:56
SCP-1607 170 38 11 Mar 2013 22:24
SCP-1944 175 38 14 Mar 2013 22:57
SCP-1319 325 54 17 Mar 2013 02:33
SCP-1279 188 48 18 Mar 2013 22:43
SCP-1593 94 21 26 Apr 2013 19:35
SCP-2384 196 33 14 Dec 2016 19:51
SCP-2391 153 27 15 Dec 2016 21:05
SCP-2874 278 30 17 Dec 2016 20:14
SCP-2536 77 16 19 Dec 2016 02:31
SCP-2452 52 17 20 Dec 2016 14:56
SCP-3207 92 13 02 Feb 2018 17:45
SCP-3318 235 32 04 Feb 2018 18:50
SCP-3134 28 3 07 Feb 2018 21:10
SCP-3843 113 13 12 Feb 2018 02:16
SCP-3127 252 34 15 Feb 2018 05:29
SCP-3422 85 7 17 Feb 2018 18:00
SCP-3587 40 5 18 Feb 2018 06:47
SCP-3271 84 5 19 Feb 2018 16:52
Tanhony's Proposal 473 60 22 Feb 2018 04:39
SCP-3166 432 58 24 Feb 2018 23:18
SCP-3255 65 8 26 Feb 2018 23:47
SCP-3135 117 14 28 Feb 2018 18:01
SCP-3149 91 17 02 Mar 2018 03:27
SCP-3936 292 27 03 Mar 2018 21:53
SCP-3151 33 6 11 Mar 2018 01:10
SCP-3160 229 21 11 Mar 2018 23:55
SCP-3179 143 14 13 Mar 2018 02:40
SCP-3182 68 10 15 Mar 2018 04:21
SCP-3186 167 22 15 Mar 2018 23:48
SCP-3172 65 4 17 Mar 2018 00:37
SCP-3890 268 36 18 Mar 2018 18:42
SCP-3411 44 17 25 Mar 2018 21:56
SCP-4993 94 4 04 Sep 2018 22:19
SCP-4156 132 21 04 Aug 2019 01:50
SCP-4162 136 14 05 Aug 2019 23:06
SCP-4419 55 8 06 Aug 2019 22:09
SCP-4183 234 33 07 Aug 2019 21:58
SCP-4254 41 4 09 Aug 2019 23:54
SCP-4972 155 29 10 Aug 2019 23:00
SCP-4506 69 4 11 Aug 2019 19:48
SCP-4609 82 12 12 Aug 2019 23:44
SCP-4278 73 10 13 Aug 2019 22:42
SCP-4263 110 13 14 Aug 2019 22:44
SCP-4240 165 22 15 Aug 2019 22:22
SCP-4342 36 19 17 Aug 2019 15:09
SCP-4395 56 12 18 Aug 2019 14:59
SCP-4317 59 23 21 Aug 2019 19:04
SCP-4365 97 15 29 Aug 2019 19:08
SCP-4407 42 7 01 Sep 2019 02:45
SCP-4296 121 25 06 Sep 2019 22:40
SCP-4974 92 27 08 Sep 2019 12:23
SCP-4438 108 23 05 Jan 2020 00:49
SCP-4892 111 20 06 Jan 2020 23:58
SCP-4861 177 22 07 Jan 2020 22:57
SCP-4473 45 7 08 Jan 2020 22:12
SCP-5000 1392 228 14 Jan 2020 18:58
SCP-5688 133 28 22 Feb 2020 00:27
SCP-5131 222 20 25 Feb 2020 19:29
SCP-5966 87 10 26 Feb 2020 21:50
SCP-5022 54 6 27 Feb 2020 20:24
SCP-5101 123 11 29 Feb 2020 01:27
SCP-5166 68 5 01 Mar 2020 20:00
SCP-5757 38 6 05 Mar 2020 18:16
SCP-5310 41 7 05 Mar 2020 22:41
SCP-5024 43 6 08 Mar 2020 14:27
SCP-5299 19 2 09 Mar 2020 23:00
SCP-5695 18 3 12 Mar 2020 19:35
SCP-5034 72 5 14 Mar 2020 15:12

Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:

Tale Rating Comments Created
3. Mr. Money 103 10 16 Sep 2011 15:56
9. Mr. Clumsy 113 16 22 Sep 2011 15:42
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation 45 17 01 Oct 2011 21:28
Behind the Scenes 197 25 04 Oct 2011 16:49
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries 60 8 05 Oct 2011 21:02
Recorded 35 15 08 Oct 2011 06:52
A Little Chat 21 6 22 Oct 2011 21:50
Welcome to the Future 150 18 25 Oct 2011 22:06
Shark Tale 20 23 26 Oct 2011 15:16
Communication Log Magenta 25 6 28 Oct 2011 21:30
Fun 18 8 16 Nov 2011 16:25
The Case of the Missing Hand 52 16 15 Jan 2012 00:12
Sudden Thoughts 20 14 26 Feb 2012 17:09
What Lies Ahead 89 36 24 Mar 2013 23:03
BobbleCon 2018 91 12 13 Feb 2018 03:06
The Night Beach 34 5 18 Feb 2018 19:35
The Revolution Will Be Televised 71 14 23 Feb 2018 21:11
Ooo ooo ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo 35 10 16 Aug 2019 23:17

Caterer Hyne's Recipes:

Saturday Surprise

  • Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
  • One (1) green apple, no bruising
  • Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
  • Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'

Data Ex-Sponge Cake

  • One (1) sponge cake
  • One (1) marker pen
  • Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.

Tele-Kill Takeaway

  • One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
  • Two (2) tomatoes
  • One (1) carrot
  • Three (3) eggs

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  • Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
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