GREETINGS, FUTURE RECRUITS.
hi. i'm CadaverCommander. i write stuff. i don't have a lot to say about me. if you want to find other things i did, you can find them down there. if for some reason you have questions about the horrible things i've done, you can put them on the discussion page here and i'll answer with the speed and grace of the mighty water buffalo.
i don't write for the site anymore, really. i might again one day. this is mostly because i'm writing a novel at the moment, which is taking up most of my brain zone. if you're a real cool guy/gal and want to give it a read, everything i've done so far can be found right here. it's about an 800-pound cyborg wizard mutant detective that has to solve some murders. i post a new chapter every few weeks, probably. if you don't want to read, that's ok. i still think you're cool. ♥
| Item # | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-3899 | 186 | 25 | 17 Jun 2017 16:16 | 30 Oct 2019 05:04 |
| SCP-3898 | 107 | 9 | 12 Feb 2018 06:39 | 20 Aug 2019 13:27 |
| SCP-3889 | 173 | 18 | 14 Feb 2018 01:44 | 20 Aug 2019 13:29 |
| SCP-3983 | 120 | 14 | 25 Feb 2018 02:03 | 20 Aug 2019 13:31 |
| SCP-3897 | 91 | 13 | 26 Feb 2018 22:46 | 24 Jul 2019 19:59 |
| SCP-3894 | 94 | 13 | 10 Mar 2018 04:09 | 05 Jun 2019 07:53 |
| SCP-3895 | 114 | 17 | 10 Mar 2018 04:17 | 05 Jun 2019 07:54 |
| SCP-3588 | 105 | 15 | 14 Mar 2018 20:51 | 20 Aug 2019 13:33 |
| SCP-3885 | 234 | 35 | 19 Mar 2018 21:30 | 20 Aug 2019 13:38 |
| Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine | 164 | 18 | 24 Mar 2018 19:50 | 28 May 2019 05:28 |
| SCP-3884 | 139 | 21 | 01 Apr 2018 17:11 | 20 Aug 2019 13:37 |
| SCP-3893 | 83 | 10 | 24 Apr 2018 04:04 | 05 Jun 2019 07:53 |
| Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies | 158 | 36 | 03 May 2018 01:15 | 28 May 2019 05:27 |
| SCP-3892 | 154 | 35 | 10 May 2018 06:05 | 20 Aug 2019 13:39 |
| SCP-3982 | 88 | 20 | 15 May 2018 19:22 | 20 Aug 2019 13:40 |
| SCP-3396 | 246 | 27 | 18 May 2018 04:01 | 21 Aug 2019 15:28 |
| The Shape of a Gun | 208 | 50 | 22 May 2018 02:02 | 28 May 2019 06:25 |
| Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself | 113 | 24 | 25 May 2018 16:19 | 28 May 2019 05:26 |
| SCP-4999 | 1377 | 125 | 07 Jul 2018 05:37 | 24 Oct 2019 17:30 |
| SCP-1233 | 313 | 59 | 12 Jul 2018 12:16 | 20 Aug 2019 13:49 |
| SCP-3988 | 116 | 24 | 11 Aug 2018 19:40 | 20 Aug 2019 13:50 |
| SCP-3896 | 79 | 14 | 14 Aug 2018 08:13 | 20 Aug 2019 13:54 |
| SCP-4333 | 50 | 9 | 20 Aug 2018 04:28 | 20 Aug 2019 13:56 |
| SCP-4449 | 73 | 10 | 24 Aug 2018 03:39 | 20 Aug 2019 13:59 |
| SCP-4933 | 62 | 10 | 04 Mar 2019 02:33 | 28 Aug 2019 17:59 |
| Joey Makes a New Friend | 71 | 23 | 05 Mar 2019 19:45 | 06 Mar 2019 22:54 |
| SCP-4233 | 106 | 27 | 27 Mar 2019 03:24 | 20 Aug 2019 14:02 |
| SCP-4553 | 210 | 41 | 15 Aug 2019 14:43 | 25 Sep 2019 12:03 |
| SCP-4866 | 77 | 27 | 21 Sep 2019 16:26 | 25 Oct 2019 06:34 |
have a nice day ♥
