GREETINGS, FUTURE RECRUITS.
hi. i'm CadaverCommander. i write stuff. i don't have a lot to say about me. if you want to find other things i did, you can find them down there. if for some reason you have questions about the horrible things i've done, you can put them on the discussion page here and i'll answer with the speed and grace of the mighty water buffalo.
not only do i write for scp and for Wanderer's Library, but i'm also writing a novel! woah! if you're a real cool guy/gal and want to give it a read, everything i've done so far can be found right here. it's about an 800-pound cyborg wizard mutant detective that has to solve some murders. i post a new chapter every few weeks, probably. if you don't want to read, that's ok. i still think you're cool. ♥
i also have a ko-fi account! if you like my stuff, you can tip me! i would be super duper thankful if you did! it keeps me writing! and powers the crystal matrix that sustains my dread unlife! heck yeah! you can click on this sentence to exercise that sweet sweet generosity impulse that everyone likes you so much for!
| Item # | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-3899 | 204 | 26 | 17 Jun 2017 16:16 | 24 Jan 2020 21:25 |
| SCP-3898 | 112 | 9 | 12 Feb 2018 06:39 | 24 Jan 2020 21:25 |
| SCP-3889 | 187 | 19 | 14 Feb 2018 01:44 | 24 Jan 2020 21:31 |
| SCP-3983 | 131 | 15 | 25 Feb 2018 02:03 | 24 Jan 2020 17:26 |
| SCP-3897 | 103 | 13 | 26 Feb 2018 22:46 | 24 Jan 2020 21:26 |
| SCP-3894 | 105 | 14 | 10 Mar 2018 04:09 | 24 Jan 2020 21:27 |
| SCP-3895 | 126 | 18 | 10 Mar 2018 04:17 | 24 Jan 2020 21:27 |
| SCP-3588 | 121 | 16 | 14 Mar 2018 20:51 | 25 Jan 2020 00:17 |
| SCP-3885 | 256 | 37 | 19 Mar 2018 21:30 | 17 May 2020 02:06 |
| Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine | 172 | 18 | 24 Mar 2018 19:50 | 28 May 2019 05:28 |
| SCP-3884 | 165 | 22 | 01 Apr 2018 17:11 | 24 Jan 2020 21:34 |
| SCP-3893 | 90 | 10 | 24 Apr 2018 04:04 | 24 Jan 2020 21:28 |
| Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies | 167 | 36 | 03 May 2018 01:15 | 03 Jan 2020 16:28 |
| SCP-3892 | 176 | 35 | 10 May 2018 06:05 | 24 Jan 2020 21:28 |
| SCP-3982 | 95 | 20 | 15 May 2018 19:22 | 24 Jan 2020 17:27 |
| SCP-3396 | 269 | 27 | 18 May 2018 04:01 | 29 Feb 2020 20:43 |
| The Shape of a Gun | 237 | 50 | 22 May 2018 02:02 | 28 May 2019 06:25 |
| Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself | 122 | 24 | 25 May 2018 16:19 | 28 May 2019 05:26 |
| SCP-4999 | 1723 | 139 | 07 Jul 2018 05:37 | 27 Jun 2020 07:09 |
| SCP-1233 | 454 | 63 | 12 Jul 2018 12:16 | 20 Aug 2019 13:49 |
| SCP-3988 | 133 | 24 | 11 Aug 2018 19:40 | 24 Jan 2020 17:23 |
| SCP-3896 | 91 | 14 | 14 Aug 2018 08:13 | 24 Jan 2020 21:26 |
| SCP-4333 | 62 | 11 | 20 Aug 2018 04:28 | 15 Mar 2020 19:43 |
| SCP-4449 | 90 | 12 | 24 Aug 2018 03:39 | 15 Mar 2020 20:49 |
| SCP-4933 | 67 | 10 | 04 Mar 2019 02:33 | 15 Mar 2020 22:28 |
| Joey Makes a New Friend | 82 | 23 | 05 Mar 2019 19:45 | 06 Mar 2019 22:54 |
| SCP-4233 | 354 | 44 | 27 Mar 2019 03:24 | 15 Mar 2020 19:00 |
| SCP-4553 | 238 | 41 | 15 Aug 2019 14:43 | 15 Mar 2020 21:49 |
| SCP-4866 | 97 | 27 | 21 Sep 2019 16:26 | 18 Apr 2020 02:05 |
| SCP-5902 | 25 | 5 | 13 Jul 2020 00:35 | 13 Jul 2020 02:18 |
have a nice day ♥
