GREETINGS, FUTURE RECRUITS.
hi. i'm CadaverCommander. i write stuff. i don't have a lot to say about me. if you want to find other things i did, you can find them down there. if for some reason you have questions about the horrible things i've done, you can put them on the discussion page here and i'll answer with the speed and grace of the mighty water buffalo.
not only do i write for scp and for Wanderer's Library, but i also wrote a book! wow! if you're a real cool being and want to take a look, you can read it for free right here. it's about a cyborg wizard mutant detective who has to solve some murders. if you liked my scps, you'll probably like my book even more. ♥
if you think my work is good enough to pay for, you can support me by buying a copy of my book here. or if books aren't your thing but you love me anyway, you can click on this sentence to float me any change you can spare. you don't have to, but i'd be awful appreciative if you did ♥
Item # | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Edited |
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SCP-3899 | 219 | 27 | 17 Jun 2017 16:16 | 17 Jan 2021 17:12 |
SCP-3898 | 130 | 9 | 12 Feb 2018 06:39 | 17 Jan 2021 17:13 |
SCP-3889 | 207 | 20 | 14 Feb 2018 01:44 | 17 Jan 2021 17:13 |
SCP-3983 | 144 | 15 | 25 Feb 2018 02:03 | 17 Jan 2021 17:14 |
SCP-3897 | 110 | 13 | 26 Feb 2018 22:46 | 17 Jan 2021 17:15 |
SCP-3894 | 114 | 14 | 10 Mar 2018 04:09 | 24 Jan 2020 21:27 |
SCP-3895 | 133 | 18 | 10 Mar 2018 04:17 | 24 Jan 2020 21:27 |
SCP-3588 | 130 | 16 | 14 Mar 2018 20:51 | 17 Jan 2021 17:15 |
SCP-3885 | 274 | 38 | 19 Mar 2018 21:30 | 17 Jan 2021 17:17 |
Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine | 178 | 18 | 24 Mar 2018 19:50 | 17 Jan 2021 17:18 |
SCP-3884 | 177 | 23 | 01 Apr 2018 17:11 | 17 Jan 2021 17:18 |
SCP-3893 | 98 | 10 | 24 Apr 2018 04:04 | 17 Jan 2021 17:19 |
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies | 174 | 37 | 03 May 2018 01:15 | 17 Jan 2021 17:19 |
SCP-3892 | 202 | 35 | 10 May 2018 06:05 | 17 Jan 2021 17:20 |
SCP-3982 | 100 | 20 | 15 May 2018 19:22 | 17 Jan 2021 17:20 |
SCP-3396 | 297 | 28 | 18 May 2018 04:01 | 17 Jan 2021 17:20 |
The Shape of a Gun | 263 | 51 | 22 May 2018 02:02 | 17 Jan 2021 17:21 |
Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself | 129 | 24 | 25 May 2018 16:19 | 17 Jan 2021 17:21 |
SCP-4999 | 1882 | 145 | 07 Jul 2018 05:37 | 17 Jan 2021 17:22 |
SCP-1233 | 503 | 67 | 12 Jul 2018 12:16 | 17 Jan 2021 17:23 |
SCP-3988 | 143 | 24 | 11 Aug 2018 19:40 | 17 Jan 2021 17:29 |
SCP-3896 | 104 | 14 | 14 Aug 2018 08:13 | 17 Jan 2021 17:30 |
SCP-4333 | 93 | 15 | 20 Aug 2018 04:28 | 17 Jan 2021 17:30 |
SCP-4449 | 100 | 12 | 24 Aug 2018 03:39 | 17 Jan 2021 17:30 |
SCP-4933 | 71 | 10 | 04 Mar 2019 02:33 | 17 Jan 2021 17:31 |
Joey Makes a New Friend | 86 | 24 | 05 Mar 2019 19:45 | 17 Jan 2021 17:31 |
SCP-4233 | 374 | 44 | 27 Mar 2019 03:24 | 17 Jan 2021 17:31 |
SCP-4553 | 253 | 42 | 15 Aug 2019 14:43 | 17 Jan 2021 17:32 |
SCP-4866 | 107 | 27 | 21 Sep 2019 16:26 | 17 Jan 2021 17:32 |
SCP-5902 | 129 | 16 | 13 Jul 2020 00:35 | 17 Jan 2021 17:32 |
have a nice day ♥