File photo of D-41562.
A male Anas platyrhynchos.
Personnel #: D-41562
Clearance: Level-0
Nationality: United States of America
Prior Profession: Software Engineer
DOB: 19██/██/██
IPLS:1 B
Disposability Rating: 4
Medical Notes:
- Class-2 Amnestic Resistance
- Medium Cognitive Resistance Value (9.3)
- Dislikes nuts
Involved projects:
- SCP-4339 - The Attribute Pen [+137] [Comments: 29]
D-91386 was told to say "my name is D-88111".
D-88111's identification was changed.
- SCP-3597 - Maladroit (declassification) [+188] [Comments: 18]
Requisitioned for: Cliché-Con
Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]
- SCP-4447 - Sasha's Super Shuttle Service! [+128] [Comments: 12]
When the anomaly is activated, the individuals, including their clothing, attached equipment, and jewelry, immediately switch positions.
Written: 04 Feb 2019 12:57
Last Edited: 07 Nov 2020 03:54 by aismallard
Last Commented: 19 Mar 2019 13:23 by M487
Tags: marshall-carter-and-dark metallic safe scp telepathic teleportation
Tag Golf: marshall-carter-and-dark telepathic
Translations: (none)
- SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can [+85] [Comments: 13]
Oak wood restraints painted cyan and reinforced with lead-telekill-iron-oxide alloy have been attached to the object to prevent spills.
Written: 12 Mar 2019 01:25
Last Edited: 02 Aug 2020 22:05 by aismallard
Last Commented: 17 Dec 2019 01:28 by aismallard
Tags: ectoentropic euclid indestructible joke meta scp
Tag Golf: (none)
Translations: (none)
- SCP-4322 - Sleepless Dreams [+122] [Comments: 15]
SCP-4322 is a radio transceiver, anomalously modified to transmit psionic waves instead of electromagnetic radiation.
Written: 13 May 2019 12:52
Last Edited: 02 Aug 2020 22:07 by aismallard
Last Commented: 11 Dec 2019 18:51 by Omega Fallon
Tags: appliance auditory electrical end-of-death ethics-committee foundation-made hallucination scp telepathic thaumiel transmission visual
Tag Golf: appliance ethics-committee
Translations: [Chinese, Czech, French, Japanese, Russian, Spanish]
- SCP-4406 - SUDDEN THUNDER [+42] [Comments: 5]
Requisitioned for: Collab-Con
Filed with: pxdnbluesoul
SCP-4406 is highly advanced surveillance software, which masks itself from the host operating system by means of an electronic antimeme.
Written: 28 Jun 2019 15:21
Last Edited: 26 Aug 2020 10:47 by aismallard
Last Commented: 28 Aug 2019 01:29 by pxdnbluesoul
Tags: co-authored collab-con2019 concept electronic neutralized pentagram scp uncontained unusual-incidents-unit
Tag Golf: concept electronic
Translations: (none)
- SCP-4838 - Lover's Quarrel [+105] [Comments: 16]
I know this is a hard time for us, but I truly do love you. We are strong, we'll make it through this.
Written: 02 Jul 2019 18:45
Last Edited: 02 Aug 2020 22:08 by aismallard
Last Commented: 01 Sep 2020 15:13 by Khym Chanur
Tags: cognitohazard document ectoentropic neutralized predatory scp sentient teleportation
Tag Golf: (none)
Translations: [Chinese]
- &SCP-4853 (declassification) [+171] [Comments: 23]
The only designation which may be applied to SCP-4853 is SCP-4853.
- SCP-4781 - Sour and Dill [+127] [Comments: 26]
Specimens of SCP-4781 exhibit a cognitohazardous effect, causing misidentification of the anomaly and its effects as non-anomalous dill pickles.
- SCP-5900 - PITCHBLACK [+115] [Comments: 16]
Requisitioned for: 5k-Con
During this time, surveillance satellites, Site-07 communications, intelligence processing, and IntSCPFN file sync were inoperable. The full extent and nature of the anomaly are presently unknown.
Written: 21 Jan 2020 04:01
Last Edited: 18 Nov 2020 02:06 by aismallard
Last Commented: 02 Feb 2020 21:43 by bibliolatry
Tags: 5000 computer concept electronic esoteric-class maria-jones scp serpents-hand uncontained
Tag Golf: maria-jones serpents-hand
Translations: (none)
- SCP-5633 - This Will Require A Great Amount of Blood [+22] [Comments: 27]
Filed with: Alces_alces
Captain Kirby
JackalRelated
magna2s
Modulum
Rounderhouse,
Sterbai
Tufto
Uncle Nicolini
Woedenaz
Yossipossi
SCP-5633 is a large humanoid body located approximately 50m underground. The inside of SCP-5633 consists of enlarged veins, and steel scaffolding. The veins contain liquid that is both red and black in coloration, and highly viscous. Pipes extracting liquid from SCP-5633's veins are located along its arms, legs and back.
Written: 23 Jul 2020 16:16
Last Edited: 22 Aug 2020 22:55 by Dotmn
Last Commented: 27 Jul 2020 13:32 by Ethagon
Tags: biological cadaver co-authored compulsion humanoid liquid meta neutralized sapient scp sentient subterranean temporal thermal
Tag Golf: (none)
Translations: (none)
- SCP-5510 - Universal Remote [+142] [Comments: 45]
Your session will expire after 118 seconds of inactivity.
Written: 17 Nov 2020 22:22
Last Edited: 19 Nov 2020 01:39 by aismallard
Last Commented: 22 Nov 2020 22:31 by Harvoable
Tags: appliance meta safe scp temporal
Tag Golf: (none)
Translations: (none)
Documents recovered from Groups of Interest:
- UIU File 2017-102: WHISPER IN THE WIND [+42] [Comments: 3]
Requisitioned for: Collab-Con
Filed with: pxdnbluesoul
Once delivered to a host, WHISPER is capable of inspecting, modifying, and emptying the host's counters and registers at will.
Written: 28 Jun 2019 15:17
Last Edited: 02 Aug 2020 22:03 by aismallard
Last Commented: 25 Jul 2019 20:11 by pxdnbluesoul
Tags: co-authored collab-con2019 goi-format pentagram prometheus unusual-incidents-unit
Translations: (none)
Related Media:
Project Debriefings:
Some thoughts on the articles I've written. Spoilers galore.
My first scip, and an introduction for me into how much effort goes into a good mainlist article. I don't remember exactly how I got the idea, but it probably came out of this recent philosophy of the power semantics and (non-anomalous) memetics has over the world.
As mentioned in the forums, I was inspired by the blog post "What colour are your bits?" and Why humans run the world | Yuval Noah Harari, both about how humans have created a powerful world of the symbolic and nonphysical. I wanted to really show how much we rely on these invisible structures of power and organization, and explore
It has really improved since its first draft, but there are still some elements I dislike. The "found by a mentally ill man" was about the only reasonable origin story I could come up with, since they had to figure out the object had interesting properties, but also not have the originator use it to take over the world. However the overall effect feels a bit like a cop out.
Likewise the two incidents of researchers attempting to change things against policy are reflective of an earlier idea I had focusing more on the fact that power corrupts. The original ending was going to be a short addendum saying that the object had no compulsive or addictive effect. I've been tempted to remove the amendment incident, but I think it's necessary as a dramatic moment, both to show how damn powerful 4339 is, but also to set the scene for Archibald's "cleanup".
My second article and first contest entry! (Cliché-Con 2019) I wrote the bulk of the initial draft on my flight for winter break. The idea came when I was looking through the list of clichés and saw "Mobile Task Force gets steamrolled", and tried to think a good in-universe justification for the Foundation's best agents to get completely wiped. The answer seemed simple: the anomaly itself made it so. I decided on making the recovery the emphasis of the story. D = Disposable-class was sort of a natural add-on, after all, if we're going to kill some MTFs, why not them too?
The [DATA EXPUNGED] description was, admittedly, a bit of a gimmick, and I know it turned off at least some readers. However I was struggling to think of a good way of describing the effect without totally spoiling it and rendering the recovery logs as useless fluff. Ultimately I decided no description was better than a crappy one.
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