A Special Holiday Message From SCP-999

Locked up in containment, no trouble around
SCP-999 makes a sweet, soft, sound.
The doctors were listening and left wondering why,
He was singing a Christmas lullaby.

682 is growling, he won't go away,
But little 999, can keep him at bay.
One little orange blob can help us to stay safe,
Can make all the keters sit down and behave.

To all the Foundation's hardworking crew
To all the anomalies and dead gods too,
To all of the world in this joyous time,
Please have a Merry Christmas, from 999.