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Featured SCP
SCP-1336: 5,000 Dots
by genesplicer
Under non-magnified observation the dots resemble those printed by a standard color laser printer; however, microscopic examination reveals that the paper fibers themselves appear to be colored. There are no pigment particles apparent.
Featured Tale
by tehburntone
Another day, another skip. You think you're clever, don't you? Well, you're not. That's right, I'm talking to you, Mr. Skippy, you blasted piece of shit. Oh, they think you're a toy gun that transports people into the past and kills them? Well fuck me, you're not, sly bugger. Oh, no.
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February 14, 2015
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February 9, 2015
The wait is over: Kaktuskast Episode 15 has arrived! Listen on the edge of your seat as your beloved host enters into a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with the groundbreaking author and administrative firebrand you know as DrClef!
February 1, 2015
Kaktuskast Episode 14 is here! Listen to silver-throated host Djkaktus as he grinds some serious interview pipe on DrMann, site owner, administrator, and legally a falcon for tax purposes.
